Judge — May 13, 1922 — page 31: what you’re looking at

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ILAR BAD BREAKS CHEERFUL IN DEEP WATER “Miss Christie Griffen of St. Paul | was recovering to-day from an experi- ence in Lake Minnetonka which nearly cost her life yesterday, when she swam out beyond her depth and sang.” —Minneapolis Tribune. (L. A. Joy.) WHAT'S THIS? “There is ample room in the rectory for the accommodation of the murder of boys that will be received, and cap- able tutors will give instruction.”— Staunton (Va.) News Leader. (H. T. Greenwald.) POOR MARKSMANSHIP “The shooter’s aim was poor, the bullet traveling a block before it struck the girl.”—Newark (N.J.) Star. Eagle. (Frank Taylor.) AIR ON THE LUNGS! “With her came a baby orang who suffered a pneumatic attack on land- ing in San Francisco.” — Oakland (Calif.) Tribune. (Evar Roseberg.) ONE AT A TIME, PLEASE! “Many followers of the sport believe that the time is approaching when the lightweight crowd will shift from the brow of Benny Leonard to that of one of the other contenders for that title.” —New York Globe. (Louis Wein- shenker.) TANGIBLE VITALITY “He rowed in a boat made by his brothers and was conspicuous in a jockey cap with a vigor that stood out nearly a foot in front.”—Montreal Daily Star. (Stanley Loughheus.) CHEER UP, BOYS AND GIRLS! “Except for fuel, light and housing, all items dropped during the period. In Cincinnati the cost of Joving dropped 17.3 per cent; in Los Angeles 11.4 per cent, and in St. Louis 17.3 per cent.”—Fresno (Calif.) Evening Herald. (Florence M. Sullenger.) PLAYING ’POSSUM? “The driver, Arthur Clark, colored, and a mule were killed, and the other mule Jay dead for an hour and after- wards got up and walked off.—Savan- nah (Ga.) Hawkeye. (M. E. Court- right.) Rely o on Cuticura To Clear Away Skin Troubles Soap to cleanse, Ointment to soothe, Telcom te pow. der, 25c. Samples of Outicura, Dept. W,L.DOUGLAS $700 & $8.00 SHOES $5.00 8 $600 W.L.DOUGLAS PRODUCT IS GUARANTEED BY MORE THAN FORTY YEARS EXPERIENCE IN MAKING FINE SHOES They are made of the best and finest leathers, by skilled shoemakers, all working to make the best shoes for the price that money can buy. The is unsurpassed. Only by examining them can you appreciate their wonderful value. Shoes of equal quality cannot be bought elsewhere at anywhere near our prices. ALWAYS ee SAVE MONEY BY WEARING | ALSO MANY STYLES AT W.LDOUGLAS SHOES] SOLD DIRECT FROM FACTORY TO YOU AT ONE PROFIT | STAMPING IHE RETAIL PRICE AT THE FACTORY Our $7.00 and $8.00 shoes are exceptionally good values. W. L. Douglas shoes are put into all of our 108 stores at factory cost. Wedo not make one cent of profit until the shoesare sold to you. It is worth dollars for you to remember that when you buy shoes at our stores YOU PAY ONLY ONE PROFIT. W.L. Douglas name and portrait is the best known shoe Trade Mark in the world. It stands for thehighest standard of quality atthe low= est possible cost. The intrinsic value of a Trade Mark lies In giving to the con- sumer the equiva: lent of the price paid for the goods. ‘Catalog Free. THE STAMPED PRICE 1S YOUR PROTECTION AGAINST UNREASONABLE PROFITS No matter where you live, shoe dealers can supply you with W. L. Douglas shoes. They cost no more in San Francisco than they do in New York. Insist upon having W. L. Douglas shoes with the name and retail price stamped on the sole. Do not take a substitute and pay extra profits. Order direct from wilteats sive Ca the factory and save money. 145 Spark St., Brockton, M Lament By Orson Lowell WELL war, of a sort, they seem to have canned, in a way, but the war of extermination being waged upon pedestrians still roars on. There is no peace, only pieces. However, this can’t persist for long, for there won't be any walkers left. We'll all soon have in our hands either steering- wheels or harps. Then they'll eliminate the use- less sidewalks, and let the pavement go from building to building... . We've about given it up, but what we had hoped to live to see was an era in which they’d turned their Fords into plow- shares, and their Pierce- Arrows into pruning- hooks, MAJORS| 4" Drawn by Rovert MAnine BERMAN. T DEALERS Formerly—Mother took children for CEMEN price 20¢ pcr Borie hair cut. and MAJOR MFG.CQ Now—Children wait for mother’s | Rubber Cement | NEWyorK city bobbed-hair to be trimmed. 29