Judge — May 6, 1922 — page 33: what you’re looking at

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PEACE By Hubert J. Roemer, Corneil '22 NOW that such important questions as the Irish problem and film morals have been settled, it is time to look into the Peace Conference and the resultant inter- national relations. We will be a sister to all humanity and a brother to little nations; but who will by papa? That is a problem which has made of its kind in the world! Lloyd George finger the buttonhole of his ' frock cout. > heless, a great celebra- 2 ¢ CO f joy will be held, a saturnalia of ALO STUDIES ei The British Navy will call for the ‘ e 7 . S. Army and take it out rowing. But 32 Masterpieces of Photographic Art don’t rock’ the boat--people who live in glass houses should have an underground The complete colleétion of the celebrated cellar. Some day we may have to call on Nia heer : the navy of Peru to put down a whisky ALO STUDIES, by Albert Arthur rebellion against the bottleggers. If the Allen, has been put into a handsome, ilors turned the sh hose on them | could it be called fire water? England never stand for a tremendous cut in its This Art Ed army, for what will become of the younger his Art bound volume. ion De Luxe contains thirty- sons so prevalent in novels? Maybe the two photographic creations of the n will have to turn novelists instead? Cen- blending the purity and charm of vouth tral American principalities are strong for 7 ; y disarmament, for they figure on buying up amid luxuriant settings of nature. a lot of cast-off gun-boats and slightly worn cannon and campaign hats. They can have A copy of this remarkable work, bound a world of fun, and who could stop them? cidistamped plead Who'd want to stop them? Ah, it’s a great cather, gold stamped, is a valuable ad question and can't be laughed off with a glass of water. No, indeed! dition to the most carefully selected library. Order your copy at once, Make yourself familiar AMBITIOUS AGNES with the work of this eminent American ar By Leonard Bronner, Jr., Dart- Leather. $4.00 mouth '23 Cloth ‘ 2.00 AGNES was ambitious for she wished to pe ne As a modern Cleopatra—in not half of Cleo's gown . To flit across the Broadway stage cALLEN cArT STupDIos To earn herself a handsome wage, To be acclaimed the latest rage. 4106 Broadway, Oakland, California, U.S. A. In good old New York town So she hied her to a burlesque where ambi- tion took a spill, She couldn't sing, she couldn't dance, she couldn't throw a thrill! Hers was a curious stage caree For this is true though it is qu She charmed the eye, but shocked the ear! Her voice was high and shrill! Now Agnes’ purse is stouter; from the stage she did decamp, And adorers throng about her as the moths about a lamp; She doesn’t screech the latest air, But gives that longing, loving stare, And as for kissing—boy, she’s there! In the movies she’s a vamp. | MAYBE i pING- i AIN'T IT THE DEVIL—? a HESE NEW TH Teeny eae Wm. A. Long, U. of Mississippi ’22 pees AINT SUPPOSED J HEN you are feeling like a starving G V European, and the guy that rooms ae TO LIGH next door mysteriously borrows your big knife—and returns it next morning with cake crumbs on it? When your preacher comes to see you, s in a draught, sn and blows a cloud of dust off of your Bible nearby? When the Proctor, on a tour of dor- mitory inspection, indignantly strips your walls of shocking pictures of bathing beau- ties—and then hangs ’em up in his private office When a he-flapper borrows your last toothpick or chewing gum and forgets to return it? When it suddenly dawns upon you that for two weeks you have thought your room- mate's toothbrush to be your own? When the baths have been out of commis- | sion for a whole week and not a darned soul told you about it? | When everybody round you during chapel exercises giggles und whispers " | | much while a prohibition lecturer is speak- ing that you can’t sleep? Lucky The lucky fellow who has saved some of his Christmas hootch for the glorious Fourth has another kick coming. me . Joe Earnest, U. of Texas '23. i Lighting a seegar—complete in one reel. Drawn by Curster GouLp, Northwestern University ‘24.