Judge — April 29, 1922 — page 28: what you’re looking at

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OPPORTUNITY CUTTING OFF THE LAST They are also arrested for loitering who only stand and wait. WORD Archezologists have recently = ——=— been puzzled over the finding it | of the headless body of an 7 ‘ | Egyptian princess in an ancient £ It iN \ | tomb. It seems that the ques- a) ; | tion as to how the lady lost cheologic circles. In certain Oriental countries it is customary for the head of the house, in the event of a domestic argument, to behead the lady, thus cutting the lady as well as the argument short. Doubtless, the last words that issued from the lips of the boing BEY? | her head is important in ar- \ | This simple and she He was onthe maid was waitedand way waiting for w-a-i-t-e-d. opportunity Double Crossed By Katherine Negley IOLET was born into a nice home; she was attractive rather than beautiful; she had the ability of mak- ing friends, and when the proper time came she had a sweetheart. He was her lover for two years, then he went to a far away city to make his for- tune. They were both sure they could afford to marry in a year at the very least. Violet thought the world was a wonderful place, that life was just what one made it, and that anyone could have the treasures she had if they followed some simple rules; so she drafted a correspondence course for women and girls. Several mar- ried women studied it to find out the way to get along comfortably with their home folks, a few others read it to learn how to make friends, quite a number followed it in order to master the rules of the art of being attractive; but half of all the women really bought the course for the chapter on “How to Get a Sweetheart,” and the other half for the chapter on “How to Keep your Sweetheart.” Violet’s most promising pupil was Emmeline Jean, who seemed to absorb the rules easily and naturally. But, alas!’ She lived in the far away city where Violet’s sweetheart was making his fortune, and six months after she began the course—she married him. Dear Signs of Spring By Thomas J. Murray DEAR signs of Spring; on every hand The omens crowd, we mark the fling Of robins in this Northern land— Dear signs of Spring. The vernal poet’s on the wing, One can’t escape the ruthless band That twangs the everlasting string. Now loom the folks that take their stand, And sulphur and molasses sing; What further proof can one demand— Dear signs of Spring! headless princess were: “Where When he was who cooed her way to have you been?” snapped up by other things. Sits Littlentiap- This is a dry land, but if you per, dig down deep enough you'll find something. Comrades! Ima Comrade and if you dont agtee fo het Heer ru blug evety Comrade in the place ! GENOA BETTER WAY? It is to be wondered whether Russian diplomacy may not be a little too violent for the Genoa Conference. comicbooks=com