Judge — April 22, 1922 — page 31: what you’re looking at

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‘W._L.DOUGLAS | FOR MEN AND ees $700 & $8.00 SHOES "Sa Sin [TMT $5}00 Qe $00 SAVE MONEY BY WEARING W LDOUGLAS SHOES SOLD DIRECT FROM FACTORY |] wHEN YOU BUY W. LDOVGLAS § SHOES CONSIDER THE EXTRA QUAL! YOV RECEIVE FOR THE PRICE PA PAID Zz 10 YOU AT ONE PROFIT ‘W. L. Douglas shoes are made of the best and finest selected leathers the market affords. We employ the high- est paid, skilled shoemakers, all work- ing with an honest determination to make the best shoes for the price that money can buy. When you need shoes look for a W.L. Douglas store. We own 108 stores lo- cated in the principal cities. You will find in our stores many kindsand styles of high-class, fine shoes that we believe \) are better shoe values for the money than you can buy elsewhere. Our $7.00 and $8.00 shoes are excep- tionally good values, There is one point we wish to impress upon you that is worth dollars for you to remember. W. L. Douglas shoes are put into all of our stores at factory cost. We do not make one cent of profit until the shoes are sold to you. When you buy shoes at any one of our stores you pay only one small retail profit. Paging Father Time By R. S. Underwood ANG THETA “opus you, Ethel?” he radiotele- phoned, turning on her wave- length. “Right you are. night, Eddie?” | “Just over Calcutta. But it’s 7 A.M. | What do you mean by calling it ‘night’?” | “Why not? It’s one o'clock in the! morning here in Paris.” “Thought I'd catch you up. Been celebrating the arrival of our new cen- tury, I suppose?” “Well, yes. Three of us girls mono- planed up from Buenos Aires for the New Year celebration. We left at noon yesterday and arrived here at 6 P.M., after a lovely two-hour trip. I tell you, the racket at midnight was fearful. Only think, the zero hour of the year 2000. Well, I never expect to see it again.” “Don't be a fossil, Ethel—you're be- hindthetimes. Iwastemporarilylaidup in Vladivostok at midnight, but I expect to celebrate all over again. Besides, my heart is set upon marrying you in the twentieth century. I'll meet you at the old place in San Francisco at 9) P.M. yesterday. What do you say?” “Oh, I suppose so. I have nothing | ‘ else to do at present.” | 1 won't have a “Good. Better catch the Paris to thing to do with San Francisco limited. It makes a|¥US0 there!— comfortable non-stop three - hour As I_was say- flight, and it leaves promptly on the | ing, Eddie, my half hour. It goes west, you see, so| birthday is on that you'll back up through the night | the second of into the day before.” January, and I “Hold on—the waves are interfering. | MUSt Plan to Now what did you say?” miss it, by all “I said that it will get earlier in the | ™eans- You night, until finally you, or rather it, | Said once that will arrive at yesterday. You see, it’s | it could be ar- this way—” ranged. “Never mind—I suppose you know ‘No trouble what you are talking about. Will you at all. On the go around the other way?” day after Our “Yes, I'm driving that way now, |™atriage we'll The date will hurry me, even with my |Piplane to- speeder.” gether west- “But, Eddie, answer me this. Where |W2°4 toward on earth will you run into yesterday?” | the date line, “Oh, I'll meet last year at the inter-|@"¢ on mid- Where are you to-| Shoe” W.L. Douglas name and portrait is the best known shoe Trade Mark in the world. It stands for thehighest standard of quality atthe low- est possible cost. The intrinsic value ofa Trade Mark lies in giving to the con- sumer the equiva: lent of the price paid for the goods. Catalog Free. AGAINST UNREASONABLE PROFITS No matter where you live, shoe dealers cansupply youwithW.L.Douglasshoes. They cost no more in San Francisco than they doin New York. Insist upon having W. L. Douglas shoes with the name and retail price stamped on the sole. Do not takea substitute and pay Prcaidant one or two extra profits. Order direct yw, 1' Douglas Shoe Co, from the factory and save money. 746 Spark St., Brockton, Mass. “The Lost Cord.” national date line.” “And, Eddie— Get off my ether line, Mr. Mortimer Latimer of Sydney, Australia. Yes, I know you, and TES CGARS “MADE AT KEY WEST— night of Saturday, Jan. 1, 2000, we'll cross into Monday, Jan. 3, and thus utterly escape your birthday. Well, I must attend to my levers.” “Oh, Eddie.” “Yes, dear.” “We simply must have a wedding anniversary. Don’t forget to explain |to me at San Francisco just exactly when we are. Au revoir.” “Au revoir—until last century.” 29 There are times when a woman uses her head—when she tries on a new hat. BOOK ON DOG DISEASES And How to Feed Mailed free to any address by the Author H. CLAY GLOVER CO., Inc. 129 West 24th Street, New York America’s ioneer Dog Medicines