Judge — April 15, 1922 — page 33: what you’re looking at

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A BORED MEETING The Bride—Oh, Jack! Isn't it homelike to sit and yawn together? Among the More Exclusive Evaders By Ward Twichell R. P. WRARTHINGTON VAN SPUSH, son of the noted faussaire of withdrawal permits, is one of the most intrepid of the younger smart violators. to obtaining almost fabulous results from his exhaustive experiments, Mr. Van Spush enjoys the distinction of hav- ing had nine stills shot from under him. Mrs. T. Q. de Rickey Blanlks will be remembered as the giver of the season’s collapsible dinner, in referring to which the society editors used such phrases as débacle,” “exhilarating blindness,” “charming insanity,” | and “you don’t know the half of it.” Mrs. Blanlks, it is | rumored, will shortly join the colony at Atlanta. Harold Breathblo Quetch, who di- vides his time between The Bahamas and the New England coast, making weekly trips, is said to enjoy a looser familiarity with the more fastidious Revenue set than any other man. Be that as it may, Mr. Quetch certainly, to use a refreshing periphrase, gets away with it. Mrs. Ethyl Smith-Smith, that ex- quisitely irresponsible divorcée, whose researches in synthetic chemistry have of late provided a choice morsel for the gossips, recently read a paper before a select gathering interested in her work, the balloting showing eight in favor and four against. In the in- terim, before the next meeting, Mrs. Smith-Smith is receiving the encour- aging commiseration of her old friends and the disinterested advice of her life- long attorneys at her town house, or what is left of it. In addition “jolly T oe SILKS » REG. U.S. PAT. OFF. Og the SUPREME SILKS /or MENS SHIRTS Vie outdoor man knows the shirt of silk to be the most important item of his dress— its sofi-textured fabne yielding to every play of muscle, yet keeping hin warm in winter. cool in summers— But its silk must be one of the Empire Loomeraft Silks funous for beauty and durability> Yours for the ashing Se Sths that Set the fashion ~a booklet worth having he faliners Of distinction t nm dress us the En ynpire Lomeraft Silk label OURTH AVENUE NEW YORK EMPIRE SILK COMPANY 3 F Wife—What's the matter with the car, William? Deacon—Wall! I ain’t found nothin’ so fur! The BRUNSWICK Boylston St. at Clarendon Two Boston hotels that have contributed greatly to the traditional distinction The LENOX Boylston St. at Exeter of the Back Bay. Jeremy Le Shaker Pfif, whose dégagé manner and nonchalant vacui- ties have endeared him to the intel- lectuals among the better infringers, is being congratulated as the inventor of that latest amenity, the refillable waistcoat, which, besides rehabilitating the family misfortunes, has disclosed the inventor’s naive flair for the prac- | tical. Moreover, as something more than an amateur engraver and em- bosser, Mr. Pfif is being eagerly sought by collectors of stamps, labels, and other deceptively official endorse- ments. comichooks..