Judge — April 15, 1922 — page 31: what you’re looking at

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Easter Suggestions for Limited Incomes (Continued from page 7) razor. Another easy way to attract a large crowd of rabbits is to put on a white coat and blacken your face with burnt cork. Inside of three minutes you will have around you at least forty rabbits perfectly crazy to know “how late we are,” or “is this Buffalo we are coming into?” A still better plan would be to hire an ambu- lance or a hearse and drive it into the | middle of a large field. Nothing at- tracts the rabbits quite as much as a nice bloody accident or a first-class funeral. Once you have caught your Easter rabbits and taken them home, the ques- tion resolves itself into the problem of inducing each rabbit to lay a large number of colored eggs. This should not be difficult unless, of course, the | rabbits happen to be moulting. The secret of a success with rabbits lies in surrounding them, during Lent, with an environment suggestive of colored eggs. Confine your conversation, when you are within hearing distance of the rabbits, entirely to such topics as may tend to stimulate the rabbit’s | imagination along those lines. In- sist that your wife, when she is feed- ing or playing with the creatures, be | sure to wear that colored wrapper of hers with the egg-stains all over the front of it. And then, if you can induce a subway guard to come in for a few minutes each evening and talk to the rabbits, you will find that on Easter morning there will be in each rabbit’s cage a nice pile of hard-boiled colored eggs. Other Admissions the Boy Washington Might Have Made By Edmund J. Kiefer “I CANNOT tell a lie, father. I've set your wig up in the apple tree for a bird’s nest. I managed with my little step-ladder.” “I may as well tell you, mother, your supply of bedroom candles was used up in our cave. I fetched them at the suggestion of our gang.” “If you must know, father, you'll find the family brougham ditched down near the cross-roads. We were play- ing stage-coach and it got away from us. “T suppose I’m to blame for the mud streaks all over your patch-quilt, mother. The fact is, I put my little dog to sleep there.” BOOK ON DOG DISEASES And How to Feed Mailed free to any address by America’s the Author Pioneer H. CLAY GLOVER CO., Inc.. Dog Medicines | 129 West 24th Street, New York W,_L.DOUGLAS $700 & $8.90 SHOES TaoMTETEEA $5.00 8 $6.00 ‘WHEN YOU BUY W.L.DOUGLAS SHOES CONSIDER THE EXTRA QUALITY ‘YOV RECEIVE FOR THE PRICE PAID ‘W. L. Douglas shoes are made of the best and finest selected leathers the |] market affords. We employ the high- est paid, skilled shoemakers, all work- ing with an honest determination to make the best shoes for the price that money can buy. 7] When you need shoes look for a W.L. |] Douglas store. We own 108 stores lo- cated in the principal cities. You will find in our stores many kindsand styles of high-class, fine shoes that we believe are better shoe values for the money than you can buy elsewhere. Our $7.00 and $8.00 shoes are excep- tionally good values. There is one point we wish to impress upon you that is worth dollars for you to remember. W. L. Douglas shoes are put into all of our stores at factory cost. We do not make one cent of profit until the shoes {! are sold to you. When you buy shoes at any one of our stores you pay only one small retail profit. FOR MEN AND WOMEN YOU CAN ALWAYS SAVE MONEY BY WEARING W.LDOUGLAS SHOES SOLD DIRECT FROM FACTORY TO YOU AT ONE PROFIT STAMPING THE RETAIL PRICE fa W.L. Douglas name and portrait is the best known shoe Trade Mark in the world. It stands for thehighest standard of quality at the low- est possible cost. The intrinsic value of a Trade Mark lies in giving to the con- sumer the equiva: lent of the price paid for the goods. THE STAMPED PRICE 1S YOUR PROTECTION | Rey UNREASONABLE PROFITS No matter where you live, shoe dealers cansupply youwithW.L.Douglasshoes. They cost no more in San Francisco than they do in New York. Insist upon having W. L. Douglas shoes with the name and retail price stamped on the sole. Do not takea substitute and pay one or two extra profits. Order direct yw, from the factory and save money. L. Douglas Shoe Co., 145 Spark St., Brockton, Mass. The Fat One—Hmp! Her husband’s a self-made man, and so are her hats! Are You a Mason? What Book Do You Want Most? “TI got your buckeled slippers soaked in the brook, grandpa—if I die for I wanted to see what kind of sail- boats they’d make.” “T ate up that plum pudding we were to have for dinner, mother. the truth, I couldn’t resist stuffing it into my little stomach.” REDDING & COMPANY Dept. X 200 Fifth Ave,, New York City