Judge — April 1, 1922 — page 33: what you’re looking at

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BERMUDA: (Under Contract with Bermuda Govt.) Special Easter Trip Palatial S. S. “FORT ST. GEORGE” leaves N.Y.April 8--Arrives N.Y.April 15. Fastest Steamers to Bermuda The palatial steamers of the Furness Bermuda Line land their passengers and baggage directly at Hamilton Dock, avoiding the discomforts, inconvenience and delay of landing by tender. These steamers use oil fuel. SAILINGS TWICE WEEKLY From N. Y. every Wed. & Sat. From Bermuda every Tues. & Sat. Tickets good on either steamer, Offering unequalled express service via S. S. “FORT VICTORIA” ‘Twin-screw, 14,000 tons displacement S. S. “FORT HAMILTON” ‘Twin-screw, 11,000 tons displacement Bermuda offers all outdoor sports, including Golf, Tennis, Sailing, Bathing, Fish- ing, Riding, Daving, etc. No Passports— Many Modern Hotels. Write for attractive inclusive rates. _RUBNESS' 5 BERMUDA LINE w N. hall St. Or any Tourist Agent One Girl Golfer to Another (Continued from page 28) course, dear, you don’t have that diffi- | culty. Oh! I nearly forgot to tell you about the caddy-master. He’s going to have special caddies for us. The dear little fellows are to have their faces washed every day when we come, and the caddy-master will have our | boys wear the cutest little blouses and | ties we have made for them. The j caddies are to match our costumes, too. Isn’t that heavenly? I am to have two caddies. One will wear a dark purple tie with gold dots or bars to carry out the peacock effect. His blouse will be of some unique shade of blue. Don’t you think it’s a perfectly darling idea? I think it will be perfectly stunning to walk to the first tee with everything ar- ranged to make a really decent appear- ance. I do hope you can come up early | in the season, Gloria dear. Be sure and let me know what you're going to WITH AM OW, HERE COMES SuBURELY. \ HAVENT SEEN HIM FOR MONTHS. VLE BRANSE A LITTLE CHAT SORRY, OLD MAN VM. CATCHING .BA COn2t0€2 April Foolishness. : TOO LATE By the time some men cut their wisdom teeth they are in their second childhood? TWO OF A KIND “My husband is a regular perpetual motion machine.” “Mine won't work either.” 31 For sixty years the one best glycerine soap with room Or_Wi ash room which contains 4711 White Rose > luxurious by t wonder t r people make thei ablutions. ome to-day, —or a box. Your favorite shop bas it. White Rose eet ern Som ning the water MU LHENS & KROPEF, Made tn U Inc. 25 W. 45th St New York wear, as we shall have to play to- ' gether, Always yours, ALICE, P. S.—You know Barbara is so patri- otic. She is planning to make her first appearance in a white linen suit of knickers, with a blue golf-bag. Her clubs are to be painted blue, and she’s going to engage a red-headed caddy. She is going to make him take his cap off so the full effect of the red, white and blue will not be lost. Don’t you think that’s carrying patriotism a little too far? Still, Barbara has always been that way. You know during the war that she actually spent two days a week at that camp selling cigarettes for the “Y.” POSITIVE PROOF “That’s a sure sign the honeymoon is over.” “What is?” “I just watched Marion write the grocery order on the back of her mar- riage certificate.” FIRM FAITH Doc, I have a bad ankle.” “T'll give you something to rub it with. But if you drink the stuff it will make you sick.” “Well, doc, I have confidence in your ability to pull me through any illness.” BOOK ON DOG DISEASES And How to Feed Mailed free to any address by the Author H. CLAY GLOVER CO., Inc., 129 West 24th Street, New York America’s Pioneer Dog Medicines comicbooks.com