Judge — March 25, 1922 — page 33: what you’re looking at

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ms eel Casual Collegians (Continued from page 7) Al laughed. Pete laughed. “Say,” said Al. “That's a good one. An intellectual education.” “Who,” said Pete, “would ever think of going to college to get an intel- lectual education? Who—except our roommate?” “Why,” I challenged, “what's wrong about my coming to college to educate my intellect instead of frittering away my time on—on pleasure?” “What's wrong?” said Pete, grin- ning. “Nothing. Except that in order to educate one’s intellect it is necessary that one have a certain some- thing—which,” he added, “you have never shown any signs of having.” “A certain something?” I said. “What?” “An intellect,” replied Pete and Al in unison. Fun with the Dictionary By Byron Williams ATKINS—Relatives of cats. Bark beetle—A beetle that barks. Bill fish—Any drinking fellow that the “fellers” call “Bill.” Barnacle—The village bore who thinks he is a great man. Anvil — Musical instrument for chorus work at quilting bees. Apple brandy—Obsolete. Badger—An earthenware bowl-like receptacle with a handle; used in sport- ing circles. Cuticura Talcum is Fragrant and Very Healthful Sample free of Cuticura Laboratories, Dept. 7, Malden, Mass. _25c. everywhere. The waiter goes for an afternoon’s shopping with his spouse. Accipiter—A genus of rapacious birds. Habitat—Wall Street. Nettle—A man to whom you owe money and who frequently sends bill. Acclimature—The act of acclimat- ing. Acclimatator, one who shovels coal: the janitor. Acerose— Having the nature of chaff. Much of our current literature. Achileus—Without lip. Antonym—The average politician. Acrolith—A statue whose extremi- ties are cold, one who has cold feet. A Boston girl. Ant bear—A “bear” for ants. Antenna—Probably a misprint for “Aunt Emma.” Anopla—One of the two orders of Nemertean. See Nemertina. Nemertina—One of the Anoplas. Anchor—Any bank account of the four or more per cent. genus. Andiron—A thing to put in the fire- place of an aircastle. Angel fish—One who supports a road show with a lady in it. Albatross—Bird sustained flight. An American ace. Amphibia—Having no scales. {1 have no scales, my coal man has no scales—judging by the bill, he guesses | at it.] able for their power of living long out of the water and of making their way on land and for climbing trees—the climbing fishes—flat dwellers op- posed to the Eighteenth Amendment. Agave—Plant from which fermented juice receives name of pul- que. Distilled it yields mescal, the Mexican drink. Recommended by prohibitionists, as it | takes seventy years for ' plant to mature. 31 capable of long, | | Anabas—A genus of fishes remark- | LookOut If one of your tires is carry- ing more weight than’ the other three because of less air in the tube, it is be- ing driven to pre- mature destruction The weight of the car should rest EVENLY on_ all four tires. In order to have even pressure you must it with measure a TWITCHELL AIR GAUGE THE TWITCHELL GAUGE CO. 1518 So. Wabash Ave., Chicago lemuroid mammal with a rudimentary tale. The Angwantibo — A_ small average contributor to the maga- zines. Acute—Sharp at the end. A lead pencil. A man who lives by his wits. Amphiuma — Having serpent-like form, four-minute legs, and two per- sistent gill openings. The thing we saw New Year’s Eve. Ampulla—A _ narrow-necked vessel having two handles, and bellying like a jug. Alderman from our ward NEW MAXIM Yeast or west, Home brew’s best. ailing ere te I find that you are fifty pounds overweight and you fifty pounds underweight. of my Thousand-Revolutions-a-Second-Equalizer, or Will you both step inside Centrifugal Reducer.