Judge — March 11, 1922 — page 32: what you’re looking at

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But for you there would have been a stable public and electorate in Ireland that could not be moved by every grandma's whim.” His face grew red. “It was your wizard—your devil of an Edison, and that man, Ford.” The reporters looked their amaze- ment. “What did they do?” Cried Martin James: “They abol- ished work and wrecked a free repub- lic. That's what they did!” The reporters smiled, and Martin James’s wrath mounted. “Harnessing the tides was bad enough. But when Ford and Edison made their patent free, they certainly played hob with Ireland. Power free for every job on earth, from milking to making air- planes, was no way to treat a people with a natural gift for superintendence. What did we do but turn into a nation of super-in-damn-tendents. Everyone wanted an office with executive power, and we had to take everything into politics! “If we only could find some way to “Where Knowledge Means Happiness"* ta abook that tells simply and clearly vital Every Man and Woman should know. Every Husband and Wife should know Deseriptive circular free on request nt postpaid for $1. Cash. stamps, money jer or check. Departmenit 6 KNOWLEDGE BOOK Co. 257 West 7lat St. New York City make a man work there'd be some in- centive to steal. And if we only could find an incentive to steal, the motive for government would be strengthened ahundredfold. As it is, Ireland is too free to work, and what good is our God-given talent for politics. Why, last week the whole of Ireland was thrilled by the hope that the post- master of Cork had been caught steal- ing a postage stamp. But the Dail Eireann put on its side-whiskers and goggles and masks and went skulking down on a committee to investigate the Secret Service Department which had investigated the Post Office De- | vartment, and exonerated the post- master, and what did they all find? | Honesty! Just plain, dull, deadly honesty, and the missing postage stamp in the hygienic stamp-licker! So the public rebelled, and the wreck | of the Irish Republic is what it is. But what else could the public do? The public is bored toacrisp. It has lost interest in the franchise. The public is tired of the whole miserable | business of government, and wishes that the Divine gift of the Irish was forty fathoms deep in the Irish sea!” Martin James drew a long and weary sigh. Again the contentious reporter for the New York Evening Post broke in: “But surely, Mr. James, it is not so bad as all that. Is there no satis- | fied minority of the electorate that is | pleased? How_can you be so cock- sure about the Irish public?” The traveler glared at the reporter, | and cried angril: “Who, me? Can't I speak for the Irish people? Can't I diagnose the feelings of the Irish public? Man, do you know who I am? Why, young fellow, I'm the only man in Ireland who doesn’t hold an office. I am the Irish people. I am the working man—the toiling masses. I am all there is of the Irish electorate. 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