Judge — March 4, 1922 — page 6: what you’re looking at

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“Would you be angry, John, if I told you I had paid a hundred dollars for a new gown?” “I most cefeainty would * “Then I’m glad I didn’t. I charged it.” The papers all tell us that business The man who takes stairs two at a is picking up—probably they mean time usually goes up the ladder to suc- pitking up the pieces. cess the same way. OPPORTUNITY: If you follow him you'll catch something. The Hues of Yesteryear By Jennie Betts Hartswick WHERE are the hues of yester- year— Yellow and green and blue? Purple and pink no more appear, The rainbow’s dyed in a motif queer, The spectrum’s tints are new. Harriet dons a henna hat, Phyllis a pheasant gown; Rachael is rust from toque to spat, Umber’s a season autocrat— No one is wearing brown. That which we used to call a rose Now has another name; “When as in silks my Julia goes” To the opera or the ball she glows In a shimmering frock of flame. Everywhere in the shops we see Tantalus tones displayed: Charlotte shows champagne hosiery, Betty is grave in burgundy— Sherry’s a “wanted” shade. Fuchsia has all the rage become— Nobody's “seeing red.” Gray is putty and platinum; Lavender meets with opprobrium— Orchid is shown instead. Fashion’s votaries far and near Follow her whim’s decree. But Nature laughs at her mad career And paints the colors of yesteryear Just as they seem to be. When April's fingers deck the scene, Garbing the earth anew, The cowslip’s yellow, the grass is green, The violet greets us, quite serene, Wearing her last year’s blue. SURELY NOT! “There goes a man who takes life easily.” “That man? cian!” Why, he’s a physi- WELL INFORMED “Grace is very versatile.” “Yes. She knows the business of all her friends.” wun |] DEsTRov: CME CO, )EAPitaL Sizccacee, He chased him into a bramble patch. and started out to Oftice upon a grab him. time there was a man whosighted Opportunity And, seizing the opportunity to invent a machine, he lived happily ever afterward. comicbooks.com i