Judge — February 18, 1922 — page 34: what you’re looking at

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Cars Are Now at Their Lowest Prices The last two months have brought decided revisions in the prices of automobiles. Many which had not previously been reduced dropped from fifteen to twenty-five per cent. Nor since the war have prices been so low. It is useless to anticipate further declines in automobile prices; in fact. costs may be increased. Now is the time to buy. There many excellent values available to the man with $500 or $5000 to invest in an automobile. But the best car made for some conditions may not prove satisfactory under others. The Motor De- partment of Lestir’s Weekty will furnish readers with un- biased, expert advice free of tge. Use the coupon below, filling our all of the blanks in order that we may advise you thoroughly. COUPON Motor Departme Lestir-JupGe Co. 627 West 43d St. New York Cit 1 am considering the purchase of a car to cost about $ and am especially interested in one My requirements for a car are as follows: Capacity Ty pe of body Driven and cared for by Kind of roads over ceould be used ned other cars of the follo The following cars of approxi- mately the type in which I am interested are handled by dealers in my territory Please advise me as to the car best suited to my requirements. Name.. Address The Auto Rink By Battell Loomis | D2 you remember not so long ago | how popular roller skating rinks were? Why have they gone out of style?) They have gone out of style by way of representing the lull that preceds the storm. This is because the next development of the rink idea is to be upon a far grander scale than | anything anyone accustomed to an or- dinary skating rink would permit him- self to imagine. But just as soon as the impression of the roller rink has worn away in the public memory sufh- ciently, the automobile dancing and skating rink will be announced. The first such rink will be opened, amid the hoots of the wiseacres who will say “It cannot succeed, etc.,” as they always do when progress progresses. Then anyone who owns a car and the price will have the pleasure of dancing voluntarily with his car on a smooth floor, instead of doing it involuntarily on account of bad roads. Automobile dances will be conducted to music, just like other dances; but the advantage will be that a man may hug a girl while comfortably seated in “Beware, Mr. Smoker; your turn is next!” “Well, John, I'm glad we took the place. “Yes; it'll be here long after we're gone.” It looks well constructed.” his car and without the necessity of resorting to a whole lot of dangerous and heating foot-work. Present in the rink will be seen all the types once famous on the ice rinks of the country. There will be the sweet and graceful twosers, swinging their grand arcs on the inner or the outer edge. The swift and darting speedster will be seen miraculously avoiding collision as he tests his skill in steering through the current of the more sedate elderly couples. And the old man will be present in his corner —the very fancy old skater, with his whiskers and his unimpaired skill cut- ting his anvils and his figures eight and working the grapevine—this latter by letting his front wheels wobble like a flivver's. Oh, boy! It'll be great sport! And there won't be any Sunday parade dust to make one wild that he isn’t able to lead the line. SURE WAY “How does Bump get such a reputa- tion for being a brilliant conversa- tionalist?” “He always lets the other fellow do all the talking.” ee comicbooks.com