Judge — February 4, 1922 — page 3: what you’re looking at

Machine-transcribed from the original scan — historical spelling and the odd misread are preserved.

CLES 20675 Votume 82, Number 2101 DANTON VALE Ti (— New Model—Oh! “Sure. THE PROFESSOR'S SURPRISE “I propose to show you,” said a pro- fessor of biology, “a very fine speci- men of a dissected frog which I have in this parcel.” Undoing the parcel, he disclosed some sandwiches, a hard-boiled egg, and some fruit. “But—surely I ate my lunch!" he exclaimed. ONE FACT Married men are firmly convinced that women are believers in circum- stantial evidence. Faitors: Douglas H. C William Allen V A studio luncheon will be so romantic! Wi'at'll you have—a ham or a cheese?” SUPERFLUOUS HAT love is blind There is no doubt— That’s why they have The lights turned out. HONORABLE RETIREMENT “Girlie, what are you hanging with the suit of buff and blue your great- grandfather wore throughout the revo- lution?” “The overalls I wore during the late war.” Freuruany 4, 1922 A CALLOUS ROOM-MATE “What rhymes with zephyr?” “Heifer,” replied his room-mate. “What gal are you writing poetry to now?” COURT PROCEDURE “How was jury service this time, Uncle Jonas?” “Everything passed off all right. In the absence of the regular clerk a deputy swore the jury, and he did it just as unintelligibly as if he had been doing it for years.”