Judge — January 14, 1922 — page 34: what you’re looking at

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Cars Are Now at Their Lowest Prices The last two months have brought decided revisions in the prices of automobiles. Many which had not previously been reduced dropped from fifteen to twenty-five per cent. Not since the war have prices been so low. It is useless to anticipate further declines in automobile prices; in fact, costs may be increased. Now is the time to buy. There are many excellent values available to the man with $500 or $5000 to invest in an automobile. But the best car made for some conditions may not prove satisfactory under others. The Motor De- partment of Lesiie’s WEEKLY will furnish readers with un- biased, expert advice free of charge. Use the coupon below, filling out all of the blanks in order that we may advise you thoroughly. COUPON Motor Department, Leslie's Lestiz-JupcE Co. 627 West 43d St. New York City I am considering the purchase | of a car to cost about $ am especially interested in one My requirements for a car are as follows: Capacity Type of body......... Driven and cared for by .. chauffeur Kind of roads over which car would be used I have owned other cars of the following MAROSS: 5 sisesioiarers srerwrsierwis srsvavetsrers mately the type in which I am interested are handled by dealers in my territory best suited to my requirements. Name Address How Do They Do It? By Howard Wild James MARIAN GAY bought a trig little hat, A surprisingly simple affair; This modest creation filled her with elation She thought it so chic and so fair. A plain little ribbon surrounded the crown, But her friends who all viewed it said: “Shucks! It’s surely a flivver.” you a shiver To know it cost eighty-five bucks! ’Twould hand Oh, Mrs. McGurk bought a wonderful hat Just loaded with marvelous things, ’Twas glowing with cherries and ruddy-cheeked berries, And feathers and butterfly wings. When her friends saw the headpiece they started to squeal: “She surely can’t have any sense To squander her money.” But it cost (ain’t it funny!) Four dollars and ninety-eight cents! ALL OFF “He doesn’t seem to manage his wife as well as he used to.” “You see one day he happened to tell her that he was doing it.” ON THE WAY Tilly—I never heard a good word said of him. Billy—Oh, the minute I introduce you to him he’ll begin talking about himself! THE VALUE OF EDUCATION “Little boy,” said the visitor at the school house, “what do you intend to be when you grow up.” “A fish peddler, Mister.” “And why a fish peddler?” “Because then I’d only have to work on Friday.” HIS PARTICULAR LINE Hipp—What’s the nature of that im- pecunious artist’s work? Hopp—From the vigorous way in which he touches his friends I think he’s an impressionist. Pilot (of wrecked airplane headed earthward at a mile a minute clip)— What are you yellin’ about? the pearly gates an’ ever’thing! 32 You'll soon be on the beautiful shore with But where in hell will I be?