Judge — December 17, 1921 — page 35: what you’re looking at

Machine-transcribed from the original scan — historical spelling and the odd misread are preserved.

The Wise Man Never Makes the Same Mistake Twice “bristnas Chonguls No, thankness goodness, you won’t have to go through that again. That idea of worrying one’s self sick for weeks over ‘“‘what to give for Christmas,” of rushing out at the last minute on Christmas Eve, of picking over the remnants and left-overs of the early shoppers, of ploughing home through the snow with a lot of junk—I’ll say thank goodness, that’s over! Now—why all I do is to make out a list, sign a check, mail it and it’s done——just like that! And their Christmas isn’t over by the morning after—it keeps right on, week after week, through the year. And tickled?—Why, they’re just tickled half to death! Love it—why the pictures, the color, the jokes—that zippy stuff by William Allen White, Walt Mason, George Jean Nathan, Jimmy Waldron, Heywood Broun and Walter Prichard Eaton—say, it’s great! Sure, I love those College Wits and the Stories to Tell and Digest of the World’s Humor. Five dollars a year is acinch! Just youtry it. Make out your list, Five per for each and you’re done. Do it now and mail it to JUDGE, 627 West 43d Street, New York, to-day because there isn’t much time left, old top.