Judge — December 3, 1921 — page 31: what you’re looking at

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BAD BREAKS HairRLess Kisses—‘“Nor will mi- Jady turn BALD LIPS upon the in- truder. Her own eyelashes, such as they are, will be still in place.” —Ranger (Texas) Daily Times. (Gladys Maddolks. A Hot Hero—“ ‘I'll be right over,’ I said. I jumped into my ROASTER and BURNED UP the road to the hos- pital.”—Detective Story Magazine. (BE. D, Edson.) BAIT FoR BurGLars—“John S. Cor- less is the CHEESE of police and he has assisting him one of the finest aggregations of eagle eyed sleuths ever gathered together.”—Salt Lake City (Utah) Telegram. (Frank A. Seifert.) DEAD But INDIFFERENT—“Spend- ing his time reading a Bible, and studying the English language, the Chinaman MURDERED in the Berks county prison does not seem to realize that he may soon die.”—Reading (Pa.) News-Times. (Geo. D. Eshel- man.) LIKE THE PoEt’s Girt—“Mr. Joyce fidgeted about when pinned down to the details of his income, occasion- ally wiping his BORN rimmed specta- cles and fanning himself with his straw hat."—New York Herald. (Harry Friedman.) GaAs STEPPERS—“The river broke loose at 7:05 o’clock Friday night, and PEDESTRIANS in AUTOMOBILES caught in the torrent, deserted their machines to seek sheiter.”—Colorado Springs Gazette. (Edwin Magruder.) Louis’ GREAT STUNT—“Louis Fon- taine gave the spectators a real thrill when his car turned turtle on the north turn of the track HANGING ON THE EDGE OF THE HEADS of hundreds cf persons. None were hurt.”—Utica (N.Y.) Daily Press. (John Wright.) | SIGNS OF GENIUS—“At the end of fifteen minutes however, the oper- | ation was completed and the boy was taken from the operating room to re- cover from the anaesthetic. Last night he was showing improvement and had a TEMPERAMENT of 291-2 and a pulse of 110. He was permitted to have orange juice and cracked ice.” —New Haven Register. (Joe Lan- der.) THE SUPERNATURAL WIFE—“AS IS NATURAL, this beautiful little lady is the wife of Bernard Dunning, the latter a director and actor of note.”— Los Angeles Close-Up. (Ray W. Frohman.) Economical Forty years ago the manage- ment of the Bell Telephone System organized for a supply of the ap- paratus which it foresaw would be required in the development of its new industry—telephone service. The telephone in some countries is the luxury of the rich, but in America it is used by practically all the people. This universal service is due in large measure to foresight in engineering and manufacture. Switchboards with millions of parts, other apparatus of highest ef- ficiency, and all necessarily of com- plex and intricate design, cables and wires and a multitude of tech- nical devices enable our country to lead the world in telephone service. All this telephone equipment is toward Better Service Works of the Western Electric Company; the manufacturing department of the Bell System ° Equipment inade in a factory which is recog- nized throughout the world as hav- ing the largest production and the highest standards of workmanship and efficiency. This factory, controlled through stock ownership by the American Telephone and Telegraph Com- pany, has been for forty years the manufacturing department of the Bell System; with the result that the associated companies secure equipment of the highest develop- ment, made of the best materials, produced in accordance with the requirements of the public, and with the certainty of moderate costs. Economy in the Bell System begins with the manufacture of equipment. “BELL SYSTEM” AMERICAN TELEPHONE AND TELEGRAPH COMPANY AND ASSOCIATED COMPANIES One Policy, One System, Universal Service, and all directed Where Suspicion Pointed Mrs. Brown—One of our bed sheets is missing, Henry. Brown—I trust you didn’t accuse the washerwoman of embezzlement? “Why?” “The chances are that our son Wil- liam‘and his cohorts have organized a junior Ku Klux Klan.” The Big Scene According to the Director—The one in which appeared 400 horses and 3,000 people. According to the Star— A 70-foot close-up of himself. 29 Sounds the Same Seller of Oil Stock—Well, you want to buy it? Cautious Tightwad—Nope, I don’t want to bite! don’t Cuticura Soap Will Help You Clear Your Skin Soap, Ointment,Taleum, 25e. everywhere. Sampl free of Outicurs Laboratories, Dept 7, Malden, Mass,