Judge — November 12, 1921 — page 34: what you’re looking at

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— for every owner of a DODGE BROTHERS MOTOR CAR oe 26 Withno owner of a Dodge Brothers Motor Car is it a question of whether he will add accessories, but of what accessories he will add. This is not to imply that the Dodge Brothers Car is not a wonderfully complete and efficient car as it is delivered from the factory. It means simply that a car, particu- larly a Dodge Brothers Motor Car, stirs in all of us the same old jealous affection which, as boys and girls, we used to feel always for the favorite This feeling within us likable—a completely w the day, but still capable of en asms. It is also good common sense, an effort to increase the safety and return from our investment. But strict care should be taken in the selection of these accessories—and also of the supplies so necessary in running the car. The market is stocked with supplies that are ful and with accessories that at best are useless: to exploit the owner How do you know what accessory equipment will best serve your pur- pose in adding to your comfort and enjoyment in the use of your car? Here is a book that gives you the se- lections of experts, made ‘after care- ful study and test, and conference with the Bureau’ of Standards, Washington; Underwriter’s Labora- tories, and other institutions of scientific research. Its conclusions are based, not upon guess or surmise, but on exact know!- edge. It tells’ you specifically the exact make of equipment in each in- stance, which after thorough test, you the helpful “The Care of the les of the Road,” “The and other information which, if followed, will prove to real value. ‘The book is 5x74’ in size, $2 pages profusely illustrated, bound in heavy cover stock. It deserves a place with your “Book of Informa- tion.” Your copy of this book will be sent postpaid on receipt 5 of coin or stamps. 2 Cc WILLIAM GREEN, Inc. 627 West 43d St., New York City Now the Fat’s in the Fire By BATTELL LOoMIS (Newspaper note—A commercial aviator advertises that passengers must pay accord- ing to weight.) F I was so fat that all I could do Was waddle and pant, Waddle and pant, I’d think it reason enough, wouldn’t you? To diet and bant; But I’m not fat and it’s a fact that Those that are don’t care; To waddle is tough, but it’s pleasant enough, If you’re only taking the air. But the world’s too full of fat men, late and soon, And so, I take it, the aeroplane’s a boon For now the fat who would take the air Will have to employ particular care (Since the rate is by weight) That they don’t pay the freight of an elephant. They’ll have to close many a restau- rant When the fat begin panting to bant, bant, bant, In order to take the air. Under a Spell F an S and an I, and an O and aU With an X at the end spell SU, And an E and a Y and an E spell I, Pray what is a fellow to do? And if an S and an IandaG And HED spell side, There’s nothing much for a speller to do But go and commit siouxeyesigheJ. Unconquerable A soldier bold brought back from France A bride—and his bride’s mother. A man that is as brave as that Hard fate can never smother. Origin of the Species! Rub—Everybody I met at the va- cation resort was from New York. Dub—And everybody I met in New York was from somewhere else. Use Your Own Judgment “T see that your wife has promised to give the city a reform administra- tion, if she is elected mayor.” “Aye, maybe she will, maybe she will. She promised to obey when she married me, too!” The Far Horizon—As seen by a very young housewife. ne PRESS OF WILLIAM GREEN, NEW YORK