Judge — October 22, 1921 — page 31: what you’re looking at

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Chinchilla Mumbly-Peg— The New Social Diversion By E. W. KEMBLE us is an excellent game for a | family of six or eight people and can be played at the dining-table during meal time. It breaks the monotony of the average feast, and frequently the china. Place a good-sized piece of beef « la mode in the centre of the table and give the carving knife to grand- pa. Should he have a retreating chin pass the knife to grandma. But, should grandpa have a well-rounded and protruding chin he may tee off first. Grandpa should take the knife and placing the point on his chin (according to diagram), give a sud- den twist of the wrist and send the knife hurtling toward the beef. The object is to land the blade in an up- right position in the centre of the | meat. Should the knife land in the turnip dish or any other brand of soft food, grandpa loses five points and will have to sit under the table during the remainder of the game. Grandma has the next drive off. Should she show the slightest sign of nervousness, take the knife away from her and count ten points against her; this is called a “bye.” Breaking a vegetable dish counts twenty; soiling the tablecloth, ten; getting in the soft food, five; and so on. The penalties can be arranged according to the size of the family wallet. The interest taken in the game diverts attention from the meal and much food is thereby saved. This, of course, makes the sport exceed- ingly popular with economical pro- viders. Other points in the game will be furnished upon application (of subscribers only) to our “Every- thing for the Home” department. Self-Raised Passenger—How did learn to fly? Airplane Pilot—Oh, I just began at the bottom and worked up. you ever W. LDOUGLAS $700 & $820 SHOES sess $10.00 YOU CAN SAVE MONEY BY WEARING W. L, DOUGLAS SHOES e best known shoes in the world. They are sold in107W.L.Douglas stores, direct from the factory to youatonlyone profit, which guarantees to you the best shoes that can be pro- duced, at the lowest possible cost. W.L. Douglas name and the retail price is stamped on the sole of all shoes before | they leave the factory, which is your FOR MEN AND WOMEN F FOR FALL AND WINTER WEAR IN ALL THE LATEST protectionag: are absolutely th bine quality, st; wearing qual shoes are always for them. The highest paid, skill the direction and shoes. The name and the sole, Be carefal changed or mutilated. Uf not for sale in you W. L. Douglas $7.00 and $8.00 shoes the money in this country. They com- s equal to other makes selling at higher prices. They are the leaders in the fashion centers of America. ; The stamped price is W. L. Douglas personal guarantee that the everywhere; they cost nomore in San Francisco than they do in New York. W. L. Douglas shoes are made by the rienced men, all working with an hon- est determination to make the best shoes for the price that money can buy. CAUTION.—Insist upon having W. L. Douglas Posed STYLISH AND DURABLE SHOES $500 t unreasonable profits BOYS SHOES $4.50 &$5.00 e best shoevalues for le, workmanship and W.L. Douglas name and portrait is the best known shoe Trade Mark in the world. It stands for thehighest standard of quality at the low- est possibie cost. W. L, Douglas shoes with his name and retail price stamped on the sole are worn by more men than any other make. worth the price paid prices are the same led shoemakers,under supervision of expe- inly stamped on not been President y, W. L. Douglas Shoe Co., r vicinity, order direct Catalog fre Jus’ Wishin’ As typed by Punkin, the office-boy) By ROLFE C. SPINNING i wish i was the gi who takes the pikchers, the pikechers of the mermades on the beeches fur away fur away, fur away, the pikchers of the mermades on the beeches fur away. i wish i was the gi who takes the pikchers, of O Ree-en-tul dansers in the harrem fur away. fur away, fur away, of O Ree-en-tul dansers in the harrem fur away. i wish i was the gi who takes the pikchers that dont get by the censer and are all throwed away. throwed away, throwed away, that dont get by the censer and are all throwed away. BL Sromfactory. 145 Spark St., Brockton, Mass. Rules of the Road (Posted in the Tokyo Central Police Station) By NORDYKE METZGER 1. At the rise of the hand police- man stop rapidly. 2. Do not pass him by or otherwise disrespect him. 3. When a passenger of the foot hove in sight, tootle the horn: trumpet at him melodiously at first, but if he still obstacles your passage, tootle him with vigor and express by word of the mouth the warning “Hi, Hi.” 4. Beware of the wandering horse that he shall not take fright as you pass him by. Do not explode an ex- haust box at him. Go, soothingly, by. 5. Give big space to the festive dog that shall sport in the roadway. 6. Avoid entanglement of dog with your wheel spokes. 7. Go soothingly on the grease mud, as there lurks the skid demon. 8. Press the brake of the foot as you roll round the corner to save collapse and tie-up. comicbooks.com