Judge — October 15, 1921 — page 14: what you’re looking at

Machine-transcribed from the original scan — historical spelling and the odd misread are preserved.

Drawn by Garpner O. Rea. “So you think Si’s pretty keen on that new school-marm do ye?” “Why, Hank, he’s plain crazy about her! this mornin’ he’s untangled her line from that tree with a grin on his face!” Arrests Impossible “Hain’t been any arrest in this here town fer near two weeks now,” confided the native. “Why hasn’t there been?” asked the stranger. “Wal, the constable lost his star and the new one the mayor ordered ain’t got here yet.” A Cynic’s Wisdom The daughter of a katydid is never mother of a canary. Neither vice ner virtue long live in solitude. Paradox: The Middleman who usu- ally is the man on top. There has beer no reduction in the wages of sin. That’s th’ third time | Rubicon and Rubicund “[ have crossed the rubicund.” “How?” “Our red-faced cook.” The Best Place “I'd like to take a holiday away from the world entirely.” “Why not try a telephone box?” 14