Judge — September 17, 1921 — page 29: what you’re looking at

Machine-transcribed from the original scan — historical spelling and the odd misread are preserved.

Drawn by FRANK VERHECK. Why? Ry Percy WAXMAN W HY is it that the things I do the things I Are often not should? Just what's a fib And what is it good? My Mother s Sut 1 don't and what that ys makes you I'm awful bad, JONAH AND PETER ENTERTAIN A STRAY CHILD WHO HAS A FAMILIAR NAME, Impolite By WOLVERTON LAMB WHEN a lady gave Frankie an orange one day, Now Sonny, what do I whispered you sa nswe reveal it— instead of “I is true? His For , alas, makes me blush to I greet it with hurrahs! For then what countless soi To hang for Santa Claus!” s have I A Mystery By JAMuS A. SANAKER Vy thank you,” he loudly cried, “Peel it!” dog looks in the looking-gla The way I used to do, vnd when he sees himself he says. “Well, now, this can’t be mean to be true!" at all. 1 wonder how it was that Dad Was good he small. and and his stares stares cocks ear And crawls up close to see The other fel- low do the same And that’s a mystery. alway when was i! alee » by CLinren MEEK. And Old Man Mouse THEY MUST BN GIVING A COLLEGE YELL. Where He Wins W. HERBERT DRENNING ‘Ah me! why are right things hard to do? And wrong things just like abe? I wish to goodness that I knew, But no one's ever ’splained to HE centipede exclaimed: me. A hapless bug am 1; For with a thousand feet, you see, I've shoes galore to buy. My little dog is smart enough But yet he never knows Just where that other pup from Or where on earth he goes. By comes Mother By HENRY FISHE \reo is it that wa neck and combs every morning before school? Your Mother. Who is if that helps you cover your books so neat and tid) Your Mother. Who it that softens the hardships of tedious home-work? Your Moth- er. Who is it that sees you have a snow-white blouse every morning and an- other in the evening? Your Mother. Who is it that has your midday lunch ready on the dot? Your Mother. Who is if that reads your unsatisfactory report card and then administers a spanking that you re- member for the rest of your life? Your Father —and you know it, too! shes ER your “But when hair yet your O my! Drawn by Vax Der Weve. The Pup—1 WAVEN'T HEARD IT GRO SOMETHIN 29 Christmas comes, BUT IT FOAMS AT THE MOUTH AWFUL! The Nice Ones By N. M. Levy {™ studying geography And well enough it pleases me, But the big names I have to learn Fly from my won't return. I can’t remember such a river As is that awful Guadal- quiver; No wonder that my love I show For such a nice one as the Po. Goodby, Vacation! Ry A.B. Singasong of study-time, Heads chock fullo’ play. Summer hours are over, now Comes the long school day. mind and comicbooks.com