Judge — September 10, 1921 — page 28: what you’re looking at

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NoTHING CAN Stop SOME LETTER WriITERS—“Dear Alcalde Boyd: I am killing myself because I find it con- venient. I will be at your service in the next world always. Affection- ately, L. C. Herrera.” This was one of two letters left by Lino Clemente Herrera, WHO WAS BURIED YESTERDAY, BEFORE HE ENDED HIS LIFE with a bul- let through his brain.”—Panama (R. of P.) Star and Herald. (C. A. Courchesne.) Isaac WALTON’S KIRK—“An archi- tect from the firm of Chappell & Hunter, Charlottetown, was in the city last week and pronounced him- self as well pleased with the progress which is being made on the new Jubilee Methodist church. A large part of the FISHING MATERIAL for the interior of the building is expected from Amherst this week.”—Sydney (Nova Scotia) Post. (O. A. Schwirk- ert.) His CONCEALED WEAPON—“Yester- day morning my girl was going down the main street and Farden spoke to her. She did not answer him. I re- monstrated with Mr. Farden, and without any warning, Farden HIT ME WITH A TELEGRAPH POLE that he had CONCEALED IN HIS Fist.”—Arizona Daily Star. (J. S. G. Adams.) MuppLED MEDICAMENTS — “Oceans are reserve treasure chests, teeming with untapped stores of chemicals, fertilizers and MEDICANTS.” — Herbert Kaufman in McClure's. (Amos Barton.) SENTIMENTAL EXPLOSION— “The moment she sees Claud- rain SHE BURSTS WITH JOY at the surprise of the meeting, and holds out both hands to him.”—San Francisco Exam- iner. (Florence P. Cordes.) Stunc—“Lee Martin, watch taking his watch and chain and all the HONEY in his safe.”—San Fran- cisco Chronicle. (Peter Smatlik.) EPIGLOTTIS Exits—“Else Alder, prima donna of ‘June Love,’ has com- pletely recovered from the recent op- eration which TOOK HER THROAT OUT OF THE KNICKERBOCKER THEATRE and is now back in the cast, singing away for dear life.”—The Sun. (A. L, Zelvin.) STRANGELY CONSTRUCTED—“Car- pentier’s physique is a thing of beauty, even if ne gets no nearer the title than Jersey City. His FORE- ARMS are disappointing. THEY HANG FROM THE SHOULDERS slightly round- ed, but formidable with striking power.”—Evening World. (Austin H. Phelps.) BACK FROM THE GALLOWS—“Mrs. Elbert B. Wade, WHO WAS HANGED May 20 for the murder of George B. Nott, WAS IN CONFERENCE with State’s Attorney Homer S. Cum- mings to-day, and later it was re- ported that she might be called as a witness.”—Torrington (Conn.) Reg- ister. (Miss Nancy R. Cimmino.) The ‘Inmates’ Must Be Darned Little repairer, 1007 Broadway, Oakland, reported to the Oak- land police yesterday that he had been attacked and robbed by two men, who fled after NESS OF THE IMPORTANCE OF 1 NUAL ‘BABY WEEK’ IS ITS CHI CARES FOR ITS BABIES CAN BI THE PHOTO SHOWS A NURSE SUNBATHING TWO OF THE LITTLE, INMATES. THIS IS AN IMPORTANT PART OF THE CURATIVE TREATMENT.”—-Greenville (S. C.) News. “LEEDS, ENGLAND, PRIDES ITSELF ON ITS CIVIC CONSCIOUS- NT WELFARE, AND THE AN- FUNCTION. How LEEDS SEEN IN THIS PHOTOGRAPH. PITY THE Pook PENSIONER—‘‘An- other pension bill introduced in the house was that of Representative Ricketts, Republican, Ohio, providing from $6 to $14 a week for persons over 65 years of age who have in- comes not exceeding TEN THOUSAND DOLLARS A WEEK and who are at- tempting to earn a living if phys- ically able to do so.”—Lewiston (Mont.) Democrat. (Clinton B. Leap.) DEMPSEY’s Busy SATURDAY—“‘SaT- URDAY Dempsey will spar six or eight rounds EVERY AFTERNOON at Airport, and Kearns will gradually improve the class of his opposition.”—New Orleans States. (R. J. Jordan.) SHOOFLY—“Nightengale, perceiv- ing the attempted getaway, shouted to Thompson to halt, and on the lat- ter’s failing to obey FIRED THREE SHOES OVER HIS HEAD.”—Oakland (Cal.) Inquirer. (Irene Marshall.) PERHAPS HE Wore TURN-DOWN Spats, Too—Late cne evening, just before closing time, my patience was rewarded. A tall, elderly gentleman in SILK COAT and FROCK HAT walked in, and I guessed even before he addressed the clerk behind the counter that he was the man I was looking for.”— Detective Story Magazine. (A. R. Saunders.) BIRDS AND FISH—“The girls went on to Walker’s Creek where a few NESTED while the guardian and other girls were guests at the Fish Hatchery.” —Westwood (Cal.) Sugar Pine. (Mrs. W. W. Hampton.) CITIZENS OF ANOTHER SPHERE—“Mr. Porch pleaded for commutation of sentence for both Zelenka and Bir- biglia, that they may have a chance to grow to manhood, repent, and become good cit- izens WHEN THEY HAVE SERVED THEIR LIFE TERM in the peni- tentiary.,—New Orleans States. (M. B. Rhoads, Jr.) comicbooks.com