Judge — August 27, 1921 — page 33: what you’re looking at

Machine-transcribed from the original scan — historical spelling and the odd misread are preserved.

oN i y Kg) Prawn by CARL ANDERSON. “YUH DROPPED YER WIND-SHIELD, MUM!" My Poem By GEORGE CHAPMAN OU sat by my side at the station, Fair Maid, With a JUDGE firmly held in your hand, And I noticed with interest the light in your eyes, As its pages you carefully scanned. You paused at this picture, you looked at that joke And you seemed to enjoy while, But 'twas not till you came to a poem I knew, That you actually broke into smile. it the 1 wonder, Fair Maiden, if you really liked The verse which you read with such glee— Will you quote it and praise it—I hope so because That poem was written by me! Drawn by PAUL Ri Roy on Right A'FOR, LU OBODY KNOWS IF YOU DON'T WASH RACK oO" YOUR EARS,” YOU'RE A LUCKY KID! ROM the first day in the little old schoolhouse to the last day in the University, Waterman’s Ideal Fountain Pen has helped the youth of the country to acquire the education that in later life makes them an asset in- stead of a liability to the nation. Indispensable to business men and women, authors, doctors, lawyers, scholars everyone, in fact, who has use for pen and ink. Three types: Regular, Safety, and Self-filling The regular type is dropper-filled and, size for size, has the largest ink capacity of any fountain pen made. The safety type has a smaller ink capacity but may be carried in acy position, in pocket, purse or bag, without the slightest danger of leaking. The self-filling type—pump or lever action’ ‘The pump action 'type is simpler in construc- f g pen on th lever filling action has a small but fil itomatically a i Select the type you like in a size that suits you best, $2.50 to $250. SELECTION AND SERVICE AT BEST DEALERS THE WORLD OVER The gold pens used in all Waterman’s Ideals are tipped with Natural Iridi- um and are made by us for use in Waterman’s Ideal Fountain Pen exclu- sively. You can select a point that fits your need or preferences exactly. L. E. Waterman Company, 191 Broadway, N. Y. 129 So. State St., Chicago 24 School St., Boston 17 Stockton San Francisco Original Research Professor of Anatomy—How many vertebrae are there in the human spinal column, Mr. Toddler? Toddler—I’ve counted seventeen so far. Mebbe when the new ballroom styles come out I’ll find a few more. Eureka! “What was the biggest streak of luck you ever had?” “Having the tumble top turn up ‘take all’ twice in succession!” 33 Prescriptions Proscribed Flubb—Do you have any more of those dizzy spells? Dubb—Not sirce my doctor went off on his vacation! A Hangover Summer Guest—What makes this boat so shaky and jumpy? Old Salt—She’ll get over it in time. Y’see, when she was launched we didn’t have no wine 30 we baptiscd her with a bucketful 0’ moonshine. comicbooks.com