Judge — August 13, 1921 — page 29: what you’re looking at

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PINIONS OF A GROUNDLING—“One of the WINGS of Park Shedaker’s AUTOMOBILE was damaged on Sun- day when it came in contact with aun apple tree while he was making landing.” — Burlington (N. J.) Gazette. (Wm. S. Gingleu.) His PERFECT DEMISE—‘He had laid a good foundation at college, had neither dissipated nor wasted his time. His DEATH was good; he had a splendid physique. Yet after he had been married two years, he not only had not saved a cent, but was not able to meet his obligations us promptly as when first married.— Boston Globe. (Mrs. Mary E. Roach.) ONLY A FEINT—‘“Never once does Dempsey laugh. Never once does he look out of the ring at some spectator who might laugh or make a crack. He sees the man in front of him—nothing else. His brows are knitted and his jaws are set. He’s there TO DO OR DIE, and generally DoES.”—New York Journal. CUrving Elwofsky.) THRILLING FIcTION—“If it isn’t the missing link, my name’s not Frame!” he ejaculated quite forcibly, and stepped heavier on the EXHILARATOR as he passed the speed-limit warning, bound for home.”—Detec- tive Story Magazine. (A. Beroldinger.) SAFETY WorstT—‘‘T wo men found SAFETY in drift- wood on an island south of the Nuckolls plant Friday night. One was taken off DEAD and the other was in 2 WEAKENED condition.” -Los Angeles Times. (Fred Boyer.) SNUFF AND NONCHA- OVE! LANCE—“A few months gown ago, for instance I arrested a woman offender who was STUFFING LACE INTO A BOUNCING INFANT she carried in her arms.”—Detective Story Magazine. (William Fleeden.) ‘SWARM MISSILE — ‘Police bar- ricks were bombed and there was general street fighting here last night, one woman being killed and three girls and three men wounded. The disorders began when four civ- ilians in a car THREW A MOB at a police station in Tuckey street and another at a barracks near by.”— New York Evening Mail. (B. Trau- ring.) ANATOMY No OBJECT—“Her form, swimming and otherwise, according to experts, is perfect, and REGARDLESS of its perfection, it is beautiful enough to attract general attention.” —Knoxville (Tenn.) Journal. (Mrs. Patterson Miller.) An Unjust Deduction “THE CENTER OF BEAUTY IS SHIFTING SOUTHWARD. LEAST THIS IS THE DEDUCTION FROM THE APPEARANCE OF SOUTHERN BEAUTIES AS MODELS FOR POSTERS AND MAGAZINE WHERE NORTHE SOME TYPICAL SOUTHERN BEAUTIES ARE SHOWN —Little Rock (Ark.) Daily News. (Hazel Bird.) 29 GIRLS USED TO PREDOMINATE. ON THE SANDS OF Lost SPEECH— reed T. Templeton was 100 years old. On June 17, 1921, he was born on a farm about six miles FROM THE MOUTH OF YESTERDAY.”’—Huntington (W. Va.) Herald Dispatch. (Robert S. Thornburgh.) CABINET BUSTERS—“Many British Premiers meet Lloyd George trying to break open safe when passer-by discovers them.”—Heading in Cin- cinnati Times-Star, (E. S. Gunn.) THE Horrip THINGS!—Mrs. Jos- eph Munro is out again, after hav- ing been confined to her home several days TO THE DELIGHT OF HER MANY FRIENDS.”—Columbus (Ga.) High- lands News. (T. Bernard Pace.) THE POWER OF SPEECH—‘‘McGov- ern’s coat was torn from his back by Mrs. Salomon, it is al- leged, and he was struck in various places BY EPITHETS HURLED AT HIM by those present.’’—New York World. (A. E. C. Smith.) MANY STRINGS TO HER Bow—“The Seattle Sym- phony Orchestra will give their sixth symphony con- cert th vening in Meany hall. Miss Paphene E wards, a YOUNG PIANIST of unusual talent, WILL BE THE VIOLINIST.”—S eattle (Wash.) Star. (George Burns.) MULTUM IN PARVO—*The Detroit Committee for World Disarmament, com- posed of 100 women, WILL STAGE AN AUTOMOBILE PAR- ADE and mass meeting ON THE STEPS of the county building next Tuesday evening to protest against proposed naval appropria- tions."—Detroit Daily Times. (H. F. Wallace.) AT HERE.” _ — comicbooks.com