Judge — July 16, 1921 — page 30: what you’re looking at

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on, yee reer Mee ie. >» Drawn by Wit Sammons Long Trousers By F. J. Gusporr FEEL all strange and out of place inside these pents of mine, All loose and queer and flopping like ma’s clothes out on the line. I’m scared to death the things will drop and bring disgrace to me, ’Cause this darn belt’s not _ half so safe as ’spenders | used to be. I see the kids all gawkin’ out the corners of their eyes, The neighbors meet me on the street with looks of pained surprise, The dogs come taggin’ at my heels, wagging their tails with fun, Until I have a notion to go home and get my gun! The teacher smiled _ this morning when I went to take my seat, And all the girls were twitterin’ and a-lookin’ at my feet. ghed right out loud at me, and arn his hide, veryone they were my dad’s—as if I had no pride! “Yo-Ho THERE! ce ize Younc Bit Bruin FoUND THE FUNNY ROUND BOX WAS VERY MUCH ALIVE! Then who should I run into when I was comin’ down the street, But Mary Higgins looking all so fussed-up and so sweet. “Hello,” she said, then smiled, then grinned, and with a meaning glance: “Say, is it true that you are wearing stock- ings with long pants?” 2 3 4 Drawn by Cuances A. Hucues Ricut sive up, str, or I'L puT you IN IRONS!” ° When I get home I am going to go right out and call the pup. And take these fool things off from me and let him chew them up, And then put on my overalls—to be fit to run aroun’! And then I'll just roll up my sleeves and lick the whole darn town! Numbers By Marte Eutysox 1 isone in ten and appears twice in 1921, is we—you and I, is, therefore, a crowd. is early, morning or eve- ning, is a Nickel or V or Half- Eagle, never feels well she’s always Twelve in two, plays a part in Craps and Magic, tells us he takes food; he surely looks it, but does he really? says nein—which isn’t French for Ni: is naught because cutting without a proper figure, though she has a pretty perfect figure of her own. Rival Charms Tommy—I have a cowlick. Bobby—Huh. I am a great-grandchild. L Drawn by Cuances A. Hucnes Lucky tuinc ror Mister Hirro us skyY-FLIVVER HAPPENED TO BREAK DOWN ON A Monpay. 30