Judge — July 9, 1921 — page 30: what you’re looking at

Machine-transcribed from the original scan — historical spelling and the odd misread are preserved.

-Si i A True Friend Home-Sick Bobbie SAID Miss Mouse to Miss Squirrel: “Squirley dear, M* Auntie brought me into town Our set all think it quite queer To visit her a week or two; That you're so out of style— But when at night the sun goes down, For,” squeaked she with a smile, I want my mother—yes, I do! “Tails are worn very narrow this year!” By Georciana CHEESMAN Aunt took me to the ’qua-ri-um To see all kinds of funny things; I'd rather lie an’ chew spruce gum, A-fishin’ with bent pins an’ strings! We rode way up where posies grow— Like those Aunt wears when she’s dressed up— I saw a heap, but I just know I’d swap ’em for one buttercup! An’ there, in the me-na-ge-rie, Were little cubs—they made me laugh— But all the same I want to see Old Bossy’s bran’ new spotted calf! We looked at ev’ry sort 0’ bird— Some squawked, an’ some did silly tricks. While I made b'lieve the noise I heard Was my hen clucking to her chicks! My Auntie’s suppers are real swell I stuff an’ stuff till I feel sore; But gee! I'd give a lot to smell Drawn by Epwanp E. Frrrz Ma’s cookies by the oven-door! Aut Dottep Up. Tryinc To Fino Our Wuat Dotty Was Turnxinc Asout. What Not to Do NEVER say anything that you will regret, Never lose your temper, fume or fret, Never do an act you would not wish done, To father, mother, yourself or anyone. Never forget courtesy pays Big interest in many ways. Never forget any of these, And. your life will be filled with ease. The Quiz Miss Cunny Bunny, + If Money makes the Mare Go, And Funny makes the Scare Crow, And Gunny makes the Bear Low, And Sunny makes the Square Glow, Then why, Miss Cunny, Oh, why won’t Honey Make Uncle Johnnie’s Hair Grow? A Jingly Jingle There was a man who went to sea To see the sea. After he saw the sea, He could not see where he saw the sea, So the sea-sawed, and then he could see Where the sea-sawed, and see That the sea could not see What he could see, but sea-sawed on restlessly. Pof Simian Beauty Parlors Drawn by Cuances A. Huaues oN, “ 1 ‘Now, MY DEAR LADY, TO GET A GRACE- ‘Ana! Wonverrut! You’Re DoInc FUL FIGURE, WE BEGIN WITH* A SERIES OF FINE!” SOMERSAULTS, THUS—” e comicbooks.com