Judge — June 25, 1921 — page 26: what you’re looking at

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The Applause By Avexaxper Harvey "THE venerable and bewhiskered Professor had held his students eathless while he expounded his the- ory of the cause of the blue flash of the setting sun “The critical moment approaches, gentlemen,” he now “T have contrived an artificial sunset for your special benefit.” They all stared intently at a round hole covered with red glass through which a bright light shone behind a card horizon, In a moment more they all—with the solitary exception of the bewhis. kered Professor—heard the sound of a kiss. It was scarcely audible, but there was mistaking it. The osculation had been effected out side under the open sky by a lovers who stood beneath the great win dow of the observatory. ntlemen,” proceeded the vener- able scientist, “I can obtain for you said now a red ray by using a green sun ora blue ray with a yellow sun.” Again that kiss, or rather that echo of it. Every youth strained his organ of hearing divining, with the unerring instinct of his age, that it must infallibly be repeated The Professor switched on the bluc light just as the kiss was repeated. The youths burst into cheers. They clapped their hands. They stamped their feet. Drawn by JM. Lawes Wife (taking final peck) Very cmc! OLD WILL THINK ME RAVISHING Husband (impatiently peering in)—Goon HEAVEN SHE'S BEEN ADMIRING HER BONY OLD BACK FOR AT LEAST FIFTEEN MINUTES. Har- N THIS GOWN The venerable Professor bowed and bowed again, in acknowledgment of their enthusiasm. “Hush!” whispered the girl outside beneath the great window. “ Did you hear anything?” othing, darling!"’ whispered her lov- Siss me again.” Once more, in the tense silence dom- inating the class within, the youths heard the collision of those enraptured lips. “T thank you, gentlemen,” concluded the aged and bewhiskered Professor. “Lam well aware that your applause tonight is not for me, personally, but a splendid tribute to the importance of astro-physics.”” Motor Goose By Wa. S. Avxtxs ITTLE BOY BLU your horn Or you'll have an accident, sure’s you're born. 2, come blow Jack and Jill had quite a spill, The cop's report was graphic. Officious pup, he hauled them up Charged with obstructing traffic. , Higgledy piggledy. my son John, Left behind on a social run, One tire off and one tire on, Higgledy piggledy, my son John. At the Sign of the Flivver North—Something ought to be done to prevent pedestrians cutting corners, West—Uh-huh. When did you buy a car? Who Can Tell? Women are a greater mystery than ever. The thing that’s bothering us now is: Where do they hide their money and their vaccination marks? srree MamUrAcTURER L Drawn by Euutsox Hooven Tue Marcu Past i