Judge — June 25, 1921 — page 24: what you’re looking at

Machine-transcribed from the original scan — historical spelling and the odd misread are preserved.

"s Cargo of Dope—“He is de- nious looking, elder- ly white-haired man, and he carried in his hand a six-dollar New Testament. In his trunks were 180 TONS of opium.”—Van- couver (B. C.) World. (William Douglas.) Cler scribed as a sanctim Dumb, Driven Porkers—‘ Many from here are shipping their hogs now. Three carloads went last week, INCLUDING John Betmyer and C. ALL i Indiana) Sun. (Ken en neth Close.) Saline Solidity—"Let fish stand for at least a half hour in salted water before cooking as the SALTED WATER WILL NOT FALL APART when boiling.”"—Bronx Hon Vews. (F.W. Hoffman.) Just Said in Passing—“ She resembled the Dove much more than suave and lovely SERPENT, tWo ANIMALS—may it be said in passing?—which should be much flattered by the frequency in life of women who imitate them.”—Saturday Evening Post. (Mrs. M. H. Droll.) Gaping Wounds—“ As he walked in the great salon or hall of audience where the WOUNDED lay OVER 70 FEET LONG AND 30 wipe, with great height, to which beds and conveniences had been hastily brought— it seemed to him that he was saving, if barely saving, his name and career.”— Los Angeles Record. (J. B. Holmes.) A Heavy Lightweight—“It was no new experience for Yale to be beaten by a stroke possessing slight avoirdupois. Last year at New London a young man named Jenney, possessed of 130,000 pounps, but with plenty of grit, stroked the Harvard varsity to the most astounding victory of the r.""—New York Times. (Julius B. Goldberg.) Strange Music—‘Prior to the cere- mony Mr. Workman, accompanied by Miss Young, RENDERED black tulle, with corsage of Ophelia roses and valley lilies.” —Charlotte (N.C.) News. (Miss Wanda Hubbard.) Legal Preparation—“ Two carloads of people, including a defense staff of 10 law- yers and a HORSE of character witnesses, will be on the ‘Rowan Special,’ which leaves via the T. & P, Sunday night The Dallas Despatch, (Houston Wood.) This Week's Prize ‘‘Break’’ Contributed by Jack Tams Waynesburg, a. The Empty Facade “Timing his action with the most terrific thunderclap of the storm, Detective McGovern the bandage from the man’s eyes and left him standing there—Pacr PACE WITH THE HEADLESS CORPSE. Sat- urday Evening Post. tche A Long Reach The killing took place at St. Charles and Gravier Streets, Then she turned and HANDED THE WEAPON to a policeman, Corporal Michael Buckley, WHO STOOD ABOUT FIFTY PEET AWAY.” — New York American. (L. C. Rawlingson.) 'y Had Such a Good Time! “IN THE PRESENCE OF TEN THOUSAND PERSONS WHO crowDED THE MecHantcs’ Buttoine, tn Boston, Miss Gwenvoune A. Haxtey Becaste THE aripe oF WILLARD R. Tissets xecestiy. Tue weoptxe WAS A Feature or tHe Home Beautirur EXpostrioN AND THE BRIDE WAS THE WIN- NER OF A $500 PRIZE FOR THE BEST ESSAY ON MARRIAGE. THE CEREMONY WAS PER- FORMED ON THE STAGE OF THE EXPOSITION. Tne ruoto snows THE BRIDE AND GROOM ano Exstz Jaxe Moornouse, oxe or THEIR LITTLE ATTENDANTS.” —The Wichita (Kans.) Eagle. (David Lanter, Jr.) Pranky Dignitaries—“ A startling in crease in ‘baby vamps’. youthful curbstone loungers and other juvenile offenders has caused a revival of the curfew regulation here which js scheduled to go into effect tonight. Reports of flirtations, pranks by night and petty misdemeanors CAUSED BY THE CHAMBER OF COMMERCE AND CITY WOMEN’S CLUB to call for enforcement of the ordinance which requires all persons under the age of 16 years to be off the streets by 9 p. m."—Bangor (Me.) Com merical. (C. N. Holden.) New Auto Penalty—*A boy was hit by an auto on Ferry St. Saturday fore: noon and so badly injured that Patrolman O'Gara suor 11." —Exeritt (Mass.) Herald Republican. ( Lewis.) t Howzat?—* Yes, my friends, in China human life is considered of very little value Indeed, if a wealthy Chinaman is con demned to death he can easily HIRE AN- OTHER to Die for him. In fact, many poor fellows GET THEIR LIVING by acting as substitutes.” —Pictorial RB, ‘Miss Louise Meyer.) They Were Loaded—“Then, again, A CROWD OF MEN emerged from a mine near the Liggio place one night not long ago AND EXPLODED in a field, apparently for experimental purposes.”—New York World. (Joseph T. Hart.) Twice Killed ymond C. Sweet. KILLED IN ACTION IN FRANCE in 1918 WAS KILLED HERE WITH MILITARY HONORS. The local post of the American Legion had charge of service.”” . Paul (Minn.) Dis- patch, (E. J. McCubrey.) Should Be Reprimanded!—“ Ohio has SMOTHERED seven presidents and Virginia cight—but Ohio is younger than Virginia, let it be remembered. Virginia had SMOTHERED two presidents before Ohio, as state, was born.’—San Pedro (Cal.) » (J. HW. Slingerland.) Daily How Many Is a Set?—“Her description follows: Age thirty-two; height, five feet seven inches; weight, about pounds; full face, black hair, fair complexion, dark brown eyes; has WHOLE SET OP LARGE, WHITE FEET, small space between two, front teeth.”"—Edmonton (Alta, Can.) Journal. (D. L. Hepburn.) « d