Judge — June 4, 1921 — page 32: what you’re looking at

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One, however, survives in our country—Vachel Linc who goes fr town to town chanting his wonderful free-verse negro poems and his | “Daniel Jazz.” Up to date Vachel has edged through somehow, and he finally collected enough oboles to celebrate in a wonderful book his native c (“The Golden Book of Springfield”; & Co.). He tells us about the Springfield of 2018. Slip Slap Kopensky is Mayor of the Illinois city in that time, and he is the same sort of old rooster that we know today as Mayors. He gets hisn, just as they did in the palmy days of 1918. Money and STAMMERING Ifs G@use and Gre * You can be quickly cured if you stammer. Send 10 y £288 page cloth bound book on. tering. It tells y Macmillan | We are sure in advance the publi | goat and gets cheery a bit. | poem s| A cocaine ring runs the town, flying-machine battles staged Willard-Dempsey go. Saturday noons still being after- a legal holiday, they are given up to lynching bees. All of which proves that human nature is going to be human nature for some time in spite of the Reform Element. A great book by a great writer. Should Babies Bootleg? ISTEN, my children, and you shall hear: For whether the strikers declare it a strike Or the bosses declare it a lockou ‘one chance Is to put up its chin for a knockout. | The public is always the goat. What- ever is done the Public is “done.” So Jim Montague, being one of the Public, puts up a stiff kick in his book, “More Truth Than Poetry” (George H. Doran Com- pany). Sometimes Jim gets used to being the Should the drinking habits of babies be regulated? he asks. Why? I reply. I was not born under the Sign of the Fish, but under Scorpio—the constellation of pink cle- phants and musical cobras. I was brought | up on light wines—and hope to die of home brew. And reading further into Jim's “The Baby’s Booze” I find that the troubadour of the World agrees that all babies should be brought up on alcohol. >— “If baby finds he cannot dine without a glass or two of wine, some good cham- pagne might clear his brain; but heed this timely warning: If ever he’s allowed to drink the fifteen-cents a quart red ink before he goes to his repose, he'll have a head next morning.” And there is much else and other in this joyful book that is more fun than poetry— and if you loved old ’Gene ld, some of the verse in Jim’s book will remind you. The Inside of a Downfall OME years ago I landed in good old Mexico with a ten-spot in my pocke I was 4,302 miles from the Gay Pink W I did not Espaiiol—except for one word. That word which means beer. The first sign my eye focussed on a saloon on the Calzada de Dirk with sign out, “Coney Island.” Me for it. Well, there was One-Tooth Mike as big as life with a gun peeping peacefully out of each pocket. He used to fling the suds on the Bowery. Some meeting and some brew! With each revolution I noticed that the quality of the beer declined, until Carranza Springfield-rifled his way into the Palace, when the beer got near—all the breweries had become fortresses of Presidential candidates, But along comes Seftor Jorge Vera | Boston tea-party ILLUSTRATED By WINFIELD SCOTT HALL, M.D., Ph.D. SEX FACTS MADE PLAIN ‘Waat every young mas and Every young woman sheold know be anol and tells me in a black book “arranza and His Bolshevik Regime” yside Press, Los Angeles, Cal.) that Carranza wasn’t all that his whiskers made him look like. My theory about the downfall of that sombrero is that he caused all the breweries to be turned into bar The Mexican people got peeved beer was gone, and as Mexico is a liberty-loving country and organizes a » day, the old man Your Mexican may be a rough- See? had to go. neck, but he isn’t a milk-sop. 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