Judge — May 14, 1921 — page 24: what you’re looking at

Machine-transcribed from the original scan — historical spelling and the odd misread are preserved.

WITH THE COLL r. ff Irrepressible, Likes I LOVE my girlie’s dainty feet; I love the way she takes my arm, I love the way she dresses—neat; I love the way she takes my arm. I love my girlie’s rosy cheeks; I love the way she takes my arm. I love the gentle way she speaks; I love the way she takes my arm. I love all things about my girl; May Heaven keep her from all harm! But listen, folks, just let me say I love the way she takes my arm. Ohio Sun Dial Eggsactly I always like my eggs uncooked When weary of them shirred, But one I got the other day Believe me, was a bi Princeton Tiger When When a lovely lady stoops to shimmy Though she knows it’s not “en fait,” I wad some power the giftie gimme To make her dance ¢ other way! Harvard Lampoon Naturally “Shay. offisher, weresh th’ corner?” You're standing on it S no wonder I couldn't find it.” “For Tur LAST TIME THAT DOLLAR YOU OWE ME “THANK GOODNESS, THAT'S THE END OF THAT SILLY QUESTION Syracuse Orange Peel. I ask you For Love's Lanor Lost.—Prir Bordoni «ls You Were) Wort you like to light a candle On the pages of : Learn of lovely Ninon's s With the yal throne of France’? Come and sniff the pungent odors Of an Oriental court Where Egyptian ice-cream sodas Cool the Roman soldier-sport! Close your eves, O history student, Or be fatally deceived! (Though that Helen was imprudent Is quite commonly believed Though with beauty most disarming Cleopatra held her sway’, They were none of them as charming As we see them in the play! If you've shivered at the wonder Of the glances of Gervaise, Or have heard of Ni s blunder With the galanterie Francaise; If you've helped Egyptian Worship the Egyptian queen, Then you know that all the ages Were but shadows of Irene. Harvard Lampoon. How It Ha “ And have you a father worker of a ragged urchin “Nope,” he replied, “pa died of exposure.” “Poor man! How did it happen?” ened “ Another guy snitched, and they hung him.” Princeton Tiger. eT) asked the charity EG \F E WITS ULTY | Irresponsible The Lay of a Lounge Lizard CAN not run or jump or fight Didactic verse L can not write. Nor can TE madrigals indite I dance. I can not sing, nor can I play, For music never came my way But everywhere | hear folks say I dance I can't orate or make a speech; Philowphy’s beyond my reach; There’s only one thing I can teach To dance. It's swell to be a great athlete, With crowds of girls at every meet; But women all adore my feet 1 dance.—Pennsyleania Punch Bow How About the Bug? History Prof Mr. Green, will you de scribe the charge in which the Russians took the Oder?” Green—"Why—why [ didn’t) know they took it; I thought they always had it!” Michigan Gargoyle Omar Up-to-Date A flock of buzz-saws underneath the bough, A slide trombone, two saxophones, and thou Beside me, playing on a kettle-dr Ah, this fair world is wilderness cnow. Princeton Tiger Clever Device First Stude—I've found a way to beat the Honor System Second Stude First Stude Let’s have it Memorize the textbook —Pennsyleania Punch Bowl. comicbooks.com