Judge — May 14, 1921 — page 22: what you’re looking at

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If Not, Why Not?—"We are one of those fortunate folk who are actually paid to lecture on Hobbes, which we pip NoT a week since!""—H. A. L. in the N.Y. Even- ing Post. (Amos Barton.) Nero's Futile Sho geant Shot by Nero will Recover.”— Heading in Dallas Times-Herald. (Thomas F. Barnett.) The Acrobatic Orb.—“ What's this? Belle Davis asked him, with her EYES OUT ON HER CHEEK after reading it.""—Satur- day Evening Post. (Irma Breithaupt.) Easter Swimmers—“ The fair, warm weather of yesterday resulted in a large outpouring of people in the ‘Easter parade.” It was a fine day for autoists, and the streets and roads were filled with machines all day. There was the first good swimming of the year for many boys. A large number were bathing IN THE STREETS about the city.”” — Wheeling Daily News. (Mrs. John B. Marple.) Sharpshooting — “At the same time that Bridgetts was shot, Detectiv Edward J McGlone, also ched to the Parkville station, was shot in the right foot, and George W Horan, an insurance adjustor, Iso shot IN THE SAME w York Evening (Harold Chait.) was nal. The Musical Armistice “Gabriele d’Annunzio, poet, aviator and leader of the mili tary forces that occupied Fiume after the stINctncof thearmistice, has married Luisa Baccara, cele brated pianist, and is living in Gardon, in the northern part of Italy.” — New York Exening (M. Rottenberg.) urna. Kepitone View Co Unusual Entertainment—" Mrs. J J. Cushing of 119 McKee avenue will entertain the Afternoon Bridge club ‘Thursday at her home with NEURALGIA OF THE HEART.”—Monessen (Pa.) News. (Alex Boag.) An Oratorical Feed—“Helpless_ to counsel or advise, she did the next best thing and cooked him AN ELOQUENT HOT suppER.”—A merican Magazine. (Geo. A. Leuser.) Leaving the der—“Two weeks later Saunderson being compelled to go to town to RELINQUISH the family larder, was hailed by the postmaster, and on his very cautious advance from across the street to the post office—the sheriff's office being next door—was handed a letter.”—Grib Story (Marie Jones.) Section. Yes, It Js Hard to Believe! “Mary Roseats Rincuart, THE WOMAN WHO EARNS $25,- COO A YEAR, IN A CONTEMPLATIVE Mas. RIngMART HAS PRESERVED HER YOUTHFUL CHARM, AND IT 1S HARD TO BELIEVE THAT SHE HAS THREE GROWN SONS AND A GRAND-DAUGHTER.”” Nelson) Globe Democrat ( 2 MOOD IN HER COZY HOME ev St. Louis) (Howard wil Building Cows—" Dr. Clark is con templating the establishment of a dairy in the near future. He has already secured the FRAME-WORK FOR TWO Cows.”- Stoughton (Wis.) Daily Hub. (Harold Loverud.) Hard Fare—“The street railway company will furnish special car service to the grounds and a man has been ap- pointed to attend to the PARTAKING of all automobiles.” —Arizona Republican. (Wilfried G. Larney.) Royalty and the Crowd—“ Thou sands of persons gathered in the streets from early morning for a glimpse of the pageant, while within the upper chamber members of the commons and the House of Lords were crowded, together with as many of the PIERS AND PIERESSES and other distinguished PARSONAGES as could press their way into the build ing.”"—New Orleans Times-Pic ayune. (Mrs. Henry M. Gill.) Skipping a Generation “Mr. and Mrs. Edwin Shoc maker, of Silcott Springs are rejoicing in the fact that a little GRANDDAUGHTER has been born to their daughter.” —The Lowdoun (Va.) Times. (Mar garet S. Vaughan.) Complicated Murder “While asleep Thursday morn- ing at 11 o'clock Jim Bradford, 36, was shot through the fore: head and INSTANTLY KILLED AND AFTER THE Pittsburg Times. (S. BY BEFORE The Birth of Mirth—“\ LAUGHTER was born Saturday ning, at Montgomery Hos- pital to Mr. and Mrs. ‘ob: , 334 E. Oak Street.” —Nor- ristown Times. (T. S. Neele.) comicbooks.com