Judge — May 7, 1921 — page 25: what you’re looking at

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a by Cursren I. Ganoe THe TRENCH COAT THAT WAS NEVER IN A TRENCH AND THE POLO COAT THAT NEVER SAW \ POLO FIELD. Hosiery and Glue By Bexnaro Guitsert Guerxey With AU Due Apologies to the “Rosemary and Rue") OSIERY, hosiery, Hosiery and glue; I shopped in a department store And now I'm in Bellevue. I butted into Ladies’ Wear I had no business to; I asked my way of haughty girls, And all the But oh! They never heard me ask, And oh, they never knew! Hosiery, hosiery, Hosiery and glue; I shopped in a department store And now I'm in Bellevue. Luthor of isle-men too— A Government Vindicated By Joux H. McNeeuy HE World War veteran looked eagerly over a pile of letters that had just arrived in the morning mail. He ran his fingers through them rapidly, scanning the printed matter in the left- hand corner of the envelopes. Suddenly he discovered it and an expression of keen delight and boundless joy lit up his The communication was from At last, after waiting for countenance, “U_S. Treasury.” ears, the government with its inexcusable | s and dilatoriness, with its endless entan- ment of red tape, with its inefficiency and incompetency, had acted in his case. As a wounded soldier, he had been one of the victims of this despicable neglect and abandon- ment. He had almost lost faith in patriotism. He had almost come to the point of hating his country. He had written hundreds of letters attempting to get an adjustment of his claim, but his appeals had fallen on deaf ears. Now finally his reward had come. He tore open the long, narrow envelope | saw that th EY AS NEN NLL ETE smudge. anywhere. ety, and Self-Filling $2.50 to $250. Selection & Service At Best Stores Everywhere SEEN LC NEN EN feverishly and a check rolled out. Seizing it, his hands trembling with excitement, he fo- leaming eyes upon the figures and umount was $2,285. Yes, the gov- ernment had settled all the compensation due him, including back pay for disability during the entire twenty-four months, since he had been hit by a stray machine-gun bullet on the battlefield in France. The ex-service man patted the slip of paper fondly and picking up his hat proceeded out the door to the nearest bank. The cashier cashed the check promptly and he stuffed the roll of currency triumphantly 2s cused his Do it with ink The permanence of ink supplies a dominant reason for using it even for your everyday memos. In addition to its permanence, ink does not Therefore, records or memos made with it remain clearly legible as long as wanted. With Waterman’s Ideal Fountain Pen in your pocket both pen and ink are ready instantly Even the smaller sizes of Waterman’s Ideal contain a sufficient ink supply to write several thousand words before refilling. Best for Fountain Pens and general use EHTEL TLE LT Le. Waterman’s Ideal Ink L. E. Waterman Company 191 Broadway, N. Y. Boston, Chicago San Francisco > mH EVEN ENE EUR HAH tla cy into his trousers’ pocket, a smile of clation upon his face. Then hesitating for a moment he turned and walked rapidly to a stock brokerage office just around the corner where he lost no time in buy- ing two hundred shares of ‘Wildcat Oil and Consolidated” putting up a margin of $100 on every ten shares. Anachronism What a shame since we now have the cold bare knee we should be deprived of the hot Scotch! comicbooks.com