Judge — April 30, 1921 — page 29: what you’re looking at

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Ay il 30, 1921 \Vhee! Gee fere’s ahint for thy ippy Mediu pe JUDGE: ust a little egestion that mean to you a ingof thousands dollars, a gain rhaps.of millions yu have at pres avery an good gazine es cially good mag ie, it seems to whenever my noname adorns |. fre se ur pages. Butit wir a rLask ox your be made much Witr T cant as tter, also infi- A Rw Pact tely cheaper Here is h Get rid of your editorial and contributing tat Fell them you are sorry, but they Not that there is any lack of merit’ in) their contributions—a thousand but rather they are no longer available to your present needs, and ell, why hold on to Maxwell, Waldron, Lenso, De Casseres, Burgess, Butler, Leacock, or the rest of vour stati of editors and contributors— ull worthy enough in their way, when genius of epochal proportions is to be had for the asking, when you have at your beck and call the master- Literature for the ages—Chaucer, Aristotle, Charles Lamb, Samuel J Mark Twain and William Shakespeare! + 1 have but recently .been in touch with the e-mentioned gentlemen, and they have told me they are ready and willing to work for JupGe. Johnson will write the editorials, Chaucer will do the stories. Lamb will do the book-reviews. Aristotle will take in the shows, Shakespeare will toss us off a sonnet now and then. ‘Twain will write the jokes. All of these writers, and more besides. can have for nothing. It is really surprising with what little re- gard these scribes now look upon the lucre; money is to them as “piffle be fore the wind.” Even Johnson, who once said that noth- ing of worth was ever written for nothing, or wore to that effect, has experienced an en- tire change — of heart. | them I shall consider myself well re warded if my writ- ings make them one-tenth as happ; as Lam.” A VACT we we WACK OFF : yor POWERS ME ow at once. must go. times ne because minds of you by Porn Runey {sylum Guard (to visitor) twptep! He Sates TRIED TO MAKE Mark Twai. almost the he was n said only ina more religious mood Fell them to pray for me Mysclf while this mactine is to me, will re- quire a little to go while keeping Ouija in tune with the spirit-world—a fee, fifty per cent. of the profits. Then after I have passed on when it is no longer necessary for me to attend to the grosser needs of this mortal clay, 1 too shall work for for all eternity, if it’ is Let that be n Is it not a fair propositic better, brighter, and Cyr B. I alone, on say Now EEN sou WERE TION UNLESS VOL BREATH OVER THAT QUE K WHISKEY Jupce for nothing agreeable to the ov nated in the bond. Yours for a bigger, Wheegier Juoce, mi- The Opto-Hobo Co By Mani We watch the still We watch the still whose « Eriysos there are no bars Dor aajars Our days are soft as Pullman cars; Our nights are quict as the stars, Try It on Your Friend Milly—1 admit that a man can’t be flattered as easily as a woman. Billy—That depends upon whether he is married or single. It’s the easiest thing in the world to flatter a married man by saying he doesn't look it Barks Don’t put yourself under a cloud with the sole idea of testing the silver lining. War fortunes have given ma a parvenue the best of everything except manners. Dame Fortune seems to smile on some people without the for mality of an intro- duction. Phe future is mighty uncertain, which may explain why women ery at weddings and funerals, If you are look- ing’ for an encore all you have to do is to lend money Her Method Dyer — Isn't PA “is her fourth marriage? Ryer—Yes,she believes in tak- ing life serially Ant, Maas, A VERY SAD Cast MONEY BY RAISING CHICKEN 29 $5000 Profit A Year From Waste BUTTER-KIST Popcorn and Peanut Machine Owners say it pays the rent, buys homes and autos and diamonds. Are you interested in making big money? Then write today! “maker. Merchants who b: that itis a regu Here is a mor stalled this mach: mine of profits. [toccupies only a ¢ space in your store. In some 1 profit of $1,000 PER SQt od. N Daya pri peoorn, a it It brings people into the store. Ht frem the a TRADE A It pays four ways. day. every, ver tasted is so good that people will go for blocks out neir way to get it, Pops corn, sells it The BUT -KIST ma It ctises it r The fragran » pol puth watering appeal. drifts out windows ani 0 passersby. Send for proofs of profit The profits this m: almost unbe- lievable, 90 we have who own then i ‘ will send a the otographic proof: fied by BUTTER AIST 7 from $600 a year in small stores 4 in bugger stores and towns. Some have Kone var. We will alse ss dd towns to &: as high Location offer are making a very liberal and attractive offer which you must know about. A special, extended payment plan which makes buying easy. Write for it U y using the COUPON, Holcomb & Hoke Manufacturing Co., 774 Van Buren St., Indianapolis, Ind. tion on my pr mail me your oa bert nd the free book « containing proofs of profit ation that Lean estimate profit possibilities in my Address City and State Business comicbooks.com