Judge — April 30, 1921 — page 17: what you’re looking at

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The Druggist Explains fill this prescription.” Why not?” It says spiritus frumenti, quantum suflicit “Spiritus frumenti is whiskey, isn’t in?” “And what docs quantum sutticit mean All ve ant That's why TE can’t fill it L t ter-Journa: As JUDGE On ire safe in accepting an invitation to a ° Explained“ You moonshine’ party at Bibbles’ house Why “He keeps a supply of gu the premises. When a new cons of ‘moonshine’ is received a spoonful is given to a guinea pig. If the patient hows signs of merriment and then lies down fora nap, the festivities are started If he drops dead, the party's off.” Birm n Age Herald. In the Sub-Cellar— Veast—I see the other day they buried some booze in a corner stone of a building going up in Jersey Crimsonbeak—Ves, 1 read about that Well, can you see any sense in that?” “Why, ves, if they're going to have a subterranean passage leading to it.” Yonkers Statesman it am who asked for a book of and a jug of wine?” “Tdon’t know,” replied Miss Cayenne “LT don’t read him. In view of the jazz poetry that now circulates and the boot- legging incident to alcoholics, 1am con vinced that Omar is not at all a proper person.” —Washington Star Domestic Jewels—" According to prohibition enforcement officers, women are making large quantities of alcoholic liquors at home,” remarked the re- former. “So?” replied Mr. Bibbles, with a slight show of interest. Joes that prove, sir?” said Mr. Bibbles, thought fully, “for one thing it proves they are true helpmeets, bless their hearts!”— Birmingham Age- Herald. Just For the Fun of It GRANDMA, CAN You HELP 1S PROBLEM? T COULD, DEAR, BUT FE DON'T THINK IT WOULD BE RIGHT No, | pos'T SUPPOSE IT WOULD, BUT TAKE A CRACK AT IT AND SEE Prophylaxis—A\ French scientist tells prevent hiccoughs, but William Jennings Bryan antedates him by several years,—C go News. Bowling Party—" Unusual jag you had last night.” “Unusual case. I attended a pint party “A pint party?” “Everybody brought a pint of some- thing or other and we mixed it all in a howl.” —Louisville Courier-Journal. Refuting Science 1 THis FLOWER IS ALL WRONG ACCORDING TO THE TEXT BOOKS.” —Hliegende Blactter (Munich). 7 London Mail. GQURTIN An Ultimatum—* You refuse Well, I am president of the Lovers Union. From now on you can consider yourself blacklisted!”"— Kasper (Stock- holm). With the Car Outside—* Yes,” said grandma, “I used to wait for my sweet heart’s footstep. It is an ecstatic feel “ know,” assented the flapper. “* Just like waiting for the young man’s honk.”” Louisville Courier-Journal, Routine Romance—" Why did you discharge your new clerk?” “Temperamental unfitnes But the position he held was not a responsible one.” “Nevertheless we couldn't afford to keep a man who insisted on proposing to our prettiest stenographer every morning before he'd let her go to work.”—Bir- mingham Age- Herald. Foxy Talk—"Am I the only girl you have ever loved? “Oh, no. But my taste has been im- proving right along.” -Louisville Courier- Journal. comicbooks.com I