Judge — April 23, 1921 — page 24: what you’re looking at

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WITH THE COLLEGE = a Pan —_ EEE Of Archimedes T had nearly always been his Custom to solve bits of math As he splashed about within his Morning bath ’Twas a question that was burning— (Question of the doubtful gold.) But he solved it while turning On the cold. So, they say, through street and alley Loud “ Eurekas” he did shout, For he had (I quote McNally) | (| Found it out it J i But did good old Archimedes mat (History here is quite bereft) | Don his togs and B. V. D.’s ' Ere he left? { Ohio Wesleyan Mirror. ¥ His Departure a Senior (to Frosh)—How did you come out at The = aang » House Party? 1 B. K.—Usconsctovs susjection ‘ro THe the House Party? ; H LAWS OF THE INTANGIBLE UNIVERSE AND VAGUE F. to S.—Head first; they mailed my coat and FORESIGHT OF A SPIRITUAL RENAISSANCE GOV- hat afterward.— Penn State Froth As Ex-press Acext me ERN MODERN SOCIETY AND SURROUND SOCIAL —Carnegic Puppet. ii ‘arnegie Puppet any UNITS WITH INDIVIDUALLY UNDETECTED FORCES. The Trifler H Sub-Deb—Gee, No WONDER IT'S SO HARD TO . . tt BREAK INTO socteTY!—Mass. Tech. V'00 Doo. Jane—Were his letters to you during the Feline Follies DH summer a sort of Romeo and Juliet affair? Puss Cat—What did you mean by having a ne Another Angle Betty—No—Much Ado About Nothing. back fence date with that strange girl last night tt Our idea of the Curious Woman is the one —Pennsyleania Punch Bowl, when you said I was the only one in your life? \ who spends her life wondering what her Tom Cat—Yes, dear; but remember } attitude would have been toward her I have nine lives.—Ohio Sun Dial. Ht husband if she had married some other i man.—lowa Frivol. Invention f Business-like So-called dancers af Girl, if your father will agree, Who take up Half the floor Ought to be Put In a squirrel cage. Then the power That would be generated Could be used For Running the victrola California Pelican To let me have you F. O. B., H V'll hurry all arrangements ] And take the order P. D. Q —Princeton Tiger Historical Dido—Do you remember when you were first struck by my beauty? Aeneas—Yes, dearest. It was at the masked ball.—Ohio Sun Dial — Waiting Alberta—How do you like Ethel’s prom gown? Albert—I can’t tell until I see her Here comes Hersert get up from the table.—AMass. Tech. My, HASN'T HE A BROAD ACQUAINTANCE!—Ohio Sun Dial. Voo Doo. Yeah? Fair Co-ed (to Football Star)—Were you ever penalized for holdin; Football Star—Er—well—I_ had my face slapped once.—Syracuse Orange Peel. LOS SRS SPREE: 24 comicbooks.com