Judge — April 16, 1921 — page 29: what you’re looking at

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ney ng. >a. April 16, 1921 Wiggle-Wobbles (Continued from page 25) Honorable Mention <3 "Phila. H Honorable Mention Hon. Mention Hon, sf Wo. How i Ne gh St illent Hon. Mention (8S Hon. Mention OTHERS A Miss as Bad as a Mile First Prohibit sent—Did you find any liquor in the house? Second Prohibition Agent (dejectedly)—No; only raisins, yeast and cloves. You Said It Many a man who marries a girl with a family tree learns to saw wood. An Imposition Farmer Railroad (in Metropolitan movie theater, as orchestra breaks into the Anvil Chorus)—Let's git out, Nancy. We're in the wrong place. This ain’t no silent drammer. HY] ae S++ os ny iINnseven days >” by our remarkable | hod. New W ay Se Makes Dancing Ei asy HOt SANDS have SEND NO, MONEY i han $100.00 in your na g picture ie and ter Yeu Mir No A. M. SYSTEM OF DANCING INSTRUCTION Department 10-4 290 Broadway, New York Vhen when he found xk was gone With all his might and main He tried to fll it up again But Oh, Alack! in vain. Mother Hootch Rhy mes fy Marcarer G. Hays On The Hip Naughty Mary Sing a song of sixpence, A pocket full of booze; Mary, Mary, quite contrary If you get caught with it, Never drank before They'll put you in the news. But now the country’s dry. Oh, Gee You should see Mary's store! A Sad Party Old Mother Hubbard She went to the cupboard To get out a bottle of rye. When she got there The cupLoard was bare, So all hes guests Went dry No More There was a man in our town, And he was wondrous wise; He stocked his roomy cellar With sundry gins and ryes, Dangerous Polly put the kettle on Home brew for our ‘‘tea.”” Sukey take it off again The rev'noo man might see! Aye, Poor Lad! Novitiate Juryman—That poor chap over there was just telling me that all of his troubles were caused by attending too many weddings Court Bailif—He told you the truth all right; he is indicted for bigamy. 29 comicbooks.com