Judge — April 16, 1921 — page 24: what you’re looking at

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JUDGE WITH THE COLLEGE WITS Drawn by Hewax Pavwex fi In The Time 4 Less Candid | First Prof—What did you notice most about Ga. First Maiden Lady—Do you prefer the Gre- my address? {7 cian school of ballet dancing to the Russian? ye Second M. L.—Well, my dear, the Russians f Second Ditto—The fact that the clock struck i twice.—Washington Sun Dodger Ber. at least wear beards.—Carnegie Puppet. Probabilities Ethel—Don't you think you'll be cold with out your coat? Lois—You don’t know Jack very well, do you?— Penn. State Froth, The Villian! House Mother—How do you know he was | | following you? : Pr ch Co-ed—Because he kept looking around to = see if I was coming.—Oregon Orange Owl. . “Ir DOESN'T LOOK LIKE A “T WALK LIKE A DOG, AND IT poEsN’T AND IT DOESN'T SEEM LIKE bors ACT LIKE A DOK A DOG: BUT IT SMELLS LIKE A DOG—AND, BY Ld cosu, | petieve it 1s a po." —Virginia Reel \ ma Shopping department are you giving Co-cd—In wh: demonstrations? Floor - walker — No demonstrations today, madam. Co-ed—No sales or demonstrations! Floor-walker—Oh, yes, a sale in bath tubs, but no demonstration.—California Pelican, First Stenog —How po you cet your Pay? Second Ditto—Ou, by Tue TOUCH sysTEM. —Yale Record \ _ She—My weorner HAs TAKEN UP Sranisn, Frexcn, Trauiax, Henenwy Guaatax ax Political Economy : He—Goopxess! Wuere pors we stuy? Pater—Two weeks ago you wrote for a hun- Srupy! He poesn't stupy—HeE RUNS AN dred dollars. Now you want fifty, What \ evevator.”—AMass. Tech. V'00 Doo does it mean? | Dater—Well, you asked me to economize. 17 . Comparison —Stanford Chaparral. Waitress—So, you think I’m old? i C ustome ames do. Acquiring a Style E Waitress—You ought to try some of our eggs. “T want to compliment you on the improve- ment in your themes over last year,”’ said the —Brown Jug. professor. “Well, I ought to be better,” growled the praised one, “I wrote a letter to my girl every day all summer.” —Jowa Friv A Girl's Idea Sthel,”’ asked the teacher in ancient history class, ‘whom do the ancients say supported the world on his shoulders?” “Adlas.” “Yes, quite right. Now if Atlas supported the world, who supported Atlas?” clever P. S, to add? “TL suppose he married a rich wife,” replied Cucoworcun este Older—Please burn this at once.—Pitt Ethel.—Lehigh Burr. —Pennsyleania Punch Bowl Panther. 24 Good Advice Old—I'm writing to my best girl—what is a comicbooks.com