Judge — April 9, 1921 — page 30: what you’re looking at

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SEXUAL KNOWLEDGE ILLUSTRATED By WINFIELD SCOTT HALL, M.D.,Pb.D, SEX FACTS MADE PLAIN What every young man and Every young woman should know $1.00 Every young w ‘What every pare: What every young husbaed and hould know rt tree book, Conservatory, Studs 10-24, $98 Cotumt Crean in your own to Leare Pi oad, Bester no OF UTEaD ” 25, Mass. h ; ih The Metamorphosis tH By Katuerive Nectey : ITERPILLAR—Nell_ O'Brien lived in { hall bedroom ona dirty, smelly, strect gas jet j } where » was cash girl Chrysalis—The clerk in a modest crowded Her alarm clock awoke her every morn. ing; she cooked her meager breakfast over the and set forth to the department store apartment \ | house called: “Good morning. is ten if o'clock.” Helen Bryan arose. cooked her ih breakfast in her kitchenette, dressed and made | her way to the theater where she was in the chorus, i] Butterfly—Helene de Brion awoke rather 3 late, rang the bell beside her bed and her maid lk appeared, brought her dainty breakfast to bed {i drew her perfumed bath, laid out her silken her tethe theatre wh The Nursery Blues Some Critics With some critics it’s reversed art, but they something abc what they like For Spot Cash 7. brok watches, old gold, silver, platinum, War gvaluable. Cash by return’ mail. 10 days if you're 1 satisfied. - Little Boy Blue t Don’t blow your horn. h Or the policeman'll get you id As sure as you're born. apparel, called her limousine and accompanied re she was a star They know don’t know ROMEIKE’S fect on which you SRber or, Deriodical of re HENRY ROMEIKE, rant to be “up-to-date. portance in the Uni 106-1 ss searched. Terms $7.50 for 100 cli Oh Seventh Aves New York orany sub- OH10 SMELTING & REFINING CO, 281 Leones Bide, Cleeland,JOhi | PRESS CLIPPING BUREAU | We will send you all newspaper clippings which may appear about you. your friends | Murder ‘our taste ildren pr in murders, er to read in the lone by a vulgar cop, Elwells iden stilettos up dark alleys rs? Remember!—the kind ts very own it will ar murder thre got n murders. He is ¢ et him interested s will change his boyish bent the nut inclines ross something new in the cinating art of murder: It’s a stunner, .\ man sitting in the death-house at Sing-Sing told it to me The next morning he was going to move chainward. +0 1 did not doubt him. He was a sculptor. He killed his wife, his mother-in-law and two children and covered them all with wet clay’ in his studio and started to. model with their bodies a “Family Group.” A cop looks in on him to find out what became of the two kids. and while my artist friend was showing him the group he accidentally knocked over the old lady; t ‘ and the mur literally u will find th a thrill a second in “Sil tiful.” by Tod Robbins, which Boni & Liveright published. No morc inal stuff in the nd horror line has been done in this coun ‘oe Cleared out for Raven taste, The way the tw T have lately come broke were y rs that will sive nt, White an! Beau mystery try since the late Mr Land than is contained in these four stories. Tod is an artist in gooseflesh if there ever was one uch for bo you know, but here's 3 is worth its weight in 102-proof radium Bruce the Peptom the ely ats LEEP with O of bed prec windows wide open, Leap out Take fifteen minutes’ the word “Pep!” into wn ears, Eat sparingly, thinking the Success” calmly and intrepidly. Walk t work with qu eps, bowing, smili chuckling to your fellow the route If you follow this regimen for a year health alth and happiness will swim to you like nt toward the } The man who first t was El Sefior Doc. Crane k at it, and he w the Barton, who nd Street exercise in the sun ating your word your and k, sprin ings alla a rev green ied this and made it work Herbert Kaufman took oon buying Firestone tires along young Bruce at the corner of Forty- and Fifth Avenue and yelled to the crowd mushing to and from, “It’s a good old world!” J. Pebble Ford, the traffic cop, knew Bruce and did not interfere And so we see later on Bruce presenting to J. Pebble a copy of his latest book, “It’s a Good Old World” (The Century Co.). As a fact, he pre- sented a copy of his book of oracular optimisms to every cop on the Avenue. dozen Then ca stood one day 30 The Blue Law and the Wrinkled By Bexyaiy D Mirror Cassprt right over the ¢ dup till the wh »per Cutlook on Life'll do for yo the world before | r soap ad, are“ And 3 This aphorism gives you a bullet-fu of the style of the book The Gr CARTON took of aspirin N*! 1. x but he couldn't s seller and th which he kept secretly hidden in the cold, cold | stove with his aspirin needles Hilda and Nigel entered the following Noel had disappeared. ‘Three cents lay on the cari table. A pair of high heel s\ k still on the icebox. .\ cat purred Cousin David flew in arium. The Not a psychole p. He was writin e plot got mixed up v Mes stoc the the Ford toward packed to straps. moved, There or two in the Many bonded investments could be seen through colored windows “Blast him! Blast him!” howled Noel as entered the club on the arm of the Duchess, who up until that t had not noticed the state of the “For God's sake! Come along hidden behind the 1 subways were ni air, weather. * mur mured Ike the darkey in the reception room Two chapters elapsed. Let us the Oranges. It lights were out return to Lu was fascinatin, Why not?” It 2 fe all town in all the Kraut that murmured this. The pince Kraut started. It was only a at coming into the Battery the portcullis rose Staten Island ferry ut Clarence, the Super-Eye of the Force, s quietly in Hollywood reading his Judge. It wa that gave him the tip. He was off like “Lense. flash And it was in th of Noel Carton” (€ writ by William Caine His Move By Lerra Brock Man to that “The Str Putnam's Sor ne to be LAID the Bachelor the Bachelor Maid As his hand on hers wa a cosy nest here, lisereetly laid just fit for two. . dear “You've “Suppose we get married; say Said the Bachelor Maid to the Bachelor Mar \s her mind turned over the new cave-plan While her eyes on his were serenely bent; “When did the landlord raise your rent?” Indefinite When a woman ‘phones her husband that sh: will see him about five, he doesn’t know whether she means dollars or o'clock, but he surmises that it’s both. comicbooks.com