Judge — April 9, 1921 — page 27: what you’re looking at

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IGE ril 9, 1921 The Great Day Arrives (Continued from page 12) iny chance for a slip-up, so that they can’t ‘ome back and jazz up the whole end of my tory. Why, you've no idea how irritating it is o have dead people forever and ever butting yon you all the time, and getting their fingers nto everything. Well. to go back to this story that’s been nade by Americans in England to overcome all hat amateurish foreign art they're trying to vut out on the screen—the ith the heroine. The heroine is the daughter of a great British teel magnate who’s made a baronet right be fore our eves. with just a letter telling him about t. That’s where the wonderful blast furnaces come in, you see, at the very beginning of the »hotoplay. All this story I've been telling you gradually leaks out later, with all its unburied dead people and everything. Of course the heroine's, father objects as usual, and tries to foist her off on the customary nobleman, but true love finally finds its wa t can be relied upon to do in almost every film ind hero marries heroine Then—oh, me, oh, my! Father gives a great big garden party or reception or something on the beautiful English lawn, and of course has to entertain his guests with Dryads, and the Dryads dance, and every title) the hero falls in love Kd thing like that, which he hopes (in h Bishop won't object to, and (not in a title) the iV } censors either. But they may. | That's where the dead wife turns up again. dancing, and everybody shudders and leans ‘ forward, and realizes that the big dramatic situation is coming. I told you we were going to see more of that wife. We certainly do. Darned near every- thing, except for veils, that float around when | she dances with the other Dryads. . j So. of course, the hero is a bigamist, as we suspected all along with that darned body un- a] found—or would be, if in the end the chum didn’t turn up (as we also suspected from the very first) and take his own wife back again and makes everything all right for the hero and heroine. While he was away he'd lost his memory, of course, but had been befriended by a beautiful courtesan, or demi-mondaine, or hors d’ceuvre, or whatever it is they call ’em in Paris. So that’s all right. Of course chum gets his memory back, and everybody gets married again, or divorced, or whatever they need, and live happily ever after. Well, L guess that’s showing ‘em—for our very first try at a foreign-made American film! 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