Judge — April 9, 1921 — page 25: what you’re looking at

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Little Boy Blue By Quin Aveustus Ryan } CHE little brown pipe is covered with dust, But tempting and true it lies, d the little tin package is red with rust \nd its content withers and dies | me was when the little brown pipe was strong. And tobacco befogged the air, 1 that was the time that I thought it wrong And kissed them and put them there Ah, ['d the aroma cf Indic isles And the breath of the sultan’s urn, And L basked in the glow of the Lady’s smiles— | But even tobacco worms turn. Oh, the years are many, the years are long, From the everlasting AN WS iridium at the point of the gold pen to the resiliency of \\ the rubber in the vulcanized holder, every material used in the making of Waterman’s Ideal is selected because it has been proven to possess in the highest degree the quality of durability. Since they vanished in airy—no! How vapid and vacant my sobbing song Twas only a weck ago! Three Types Regular Safety Self-Filling $2.50 to $250.00 Selections and service at best stores everywhere Certain Blue Maxims of Hafiz By WLW. Wrrrecocn | 1. If a man arise on the Sabbath feeling happy, let him beware—it is a sign he will be arrested before noon 4 He who whistles, sings or laughs on the | first day of the week is deserving of death. A long face and ennui is pleasing in the sight of heaven. es, | 5. Better a cold dinner of herbs with melan That’s why Waterman’s Ideal Fountain Pen enjoys a world-wide reputation for rs | choly than a stuffed turkey with cranberry i i- J Ssuce and merriment. a L. E. Waterman Company aie Uby eth ed 5 Think not of the golf ball on the day of 191 Broadway, N. Y. ciency and tid rest. nor seek to stir thy blood into pleasing aap Sordured durability. zh . Sta treet i activity—too muc h health maketh a man Chicago blasphemous cae 1, 6. He who gazeth upon the forbidden screen 24 School Street ; and delighteth in the visions of life which it Boston a affordeth, returneth in a cheerful mood to hi 17 Stockton St be and children, and hence corrupteth their San Francisco A nasal hymn and a lugubrious melody he 1 welcome tribute to the Lord 8. Impress upon the youthful mind that to be miserable is to be godly 9. A bored worshipper is close to salvation, Farewell, Old Sport, Farewell! By Growce Mircnene AKE down the golf clubs from their hook And break ‘em across your knee. The Law proclaims All Sunday games Must bow to Sanctity. a Close up the hallowed nineteenth hole = = = = Bet rnee riencly dears In our Blue Laws Related Queries oth you anc That makes all hunting wron x Are oit Willi jes ike With Scotch or Rye : ig wrong. He—Ate gos willing to make pies like my Turned in our lowest scores The Cocktail shakers got to go mage er Oied So mae aay Or we may go to Jail She—Are you willing to have dyspepsia like Throw out the Poker Dice and Chips I'm most afraid sour father used to haver With which we loved to play To play Old Maid eine Or trade them in Or order Ginger-ale. The New Eminence: u ness it’s s So throw away my fishing-rod “Is Mabel’s fiancé prominent socially?” © bargain in that way. And scrap the new canoe; “I should say so. A regular who's hootch. "1 ‘ake down my gun, the favorite one The Day of Rest C hunted with so long, We loved the best And She Never Gets Enough Vor there's a clause Is dyed a mournful Blue. Flattery is woman’s tonic. 2s comicbooks.com