Judge — April 9, 1921 — page 22: what you’re looking at

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JUDG: ee aS ee 2% SSKES WITH THE COLLEGE WITs Drown by Heaw an patsien Irrepressible, Pancho and Me Some ancient, wise song and fandango, Voiced by some seer upon request *Twas Greeley? Yes? he said, * Young man go West!" The stuff’s passé; one little recks Who said it, I intend to go Into the ransom game in Mex lco.—Ohio Wesleyan Mirror, In Stock Customer—1 would like to see some cheap skates. Tl call the boss Just a minute; uppet The Function Gage—Why is your house all lit up this eve urd—Our cook's daughter is one of the ‘s débutantes and they're having the coming out ball tonight Punch Pennsyli Tae House Tuat Jack Burt Banting Why so thin, my pretty maid?” “I'm on a fast, kind sir,” she said. “And how fast are you now?” hat’s none of your a air,” she s Georgia Cracker. No, George! He—Well, I guess Vl kiss you good-by until tomorrow, She—No, George, I couldn't hold my breath that long, and besides I must go inside in ten minutes.—Colgate Banter Darby—Come oven Here, Tuesert, | WANT TO INTRODUCE YOU TO A FAIR YOUNG Thubers (the chink lad)—Norer, | DON'T WANT TO MEET HER IP SHE'S ONLY vairn.—Prine Tiger Grammatical Love You see a beautiful girl walking down the street. If she has silk stockings she is very You walk across the street, changing to the subject and then become di clive in this case you become me together. Her mother is ; father becomes imperative You go in and sit down and find that her little brother is an fi article You talk of the she changed the sub- ject for the present time. You kiss her and she favors the masculine. Her father is present and things are fense, and you are a past pari after the active case is over.— Pitt Panthi Irresponsible Fruitful “The stork has brought a little peach,” The nurse said with an air “I’m mighty glad,” the father said, “He didn’t bring a , Washington Lee Mink Home from the Drive Stude—See this chalk on my shoulder? Roommate—Y ch, Stude—Well, that ain’t chalk Columbia Jester. | Wear and Tear | Editor—What you need is more local color. Authoress—Oh! L just painted up an hour ago!—Penn. State Froth | | SUDEP nc Ur ro wis cirts ous. came Ricnaxp McGratu But WHEN We ARRIVED, SHE WAS TAKING A BATH; ‘OU, DEAK, SLIP ON SOMETHING, COME DOWN, MOI CHER CIC So Site SLIPPED ON THE SOAP AND CAME DOWN micuty QuICK.—Texas Sra Take Your Choice Clarence (to the waiter as he enters)—Let me know when it is cleven-thirty Lucy (sweetly)—The time or the check?— Ohio Sun Dial. } Never Say Dye There was a young lady named Esther, Loved a tailor who never caressed her, So her plight was most dire ‘Til she slipped in the mire, Her tailor then cleaned her and pressed her. —California Pelican. comicbooks.com