Judge — April 2, 1921 — page 29: what you’re looking at

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Avail 2, 1921 Principle By Berton Bratey ,’M done with tipping the wash-room boy 4 Who hands me the towel and soap, ad I take a sort of a fiendish joy In dashing his fondest hope; | drop no coin in the outstretchi Of the check-room pest, by jing J: isn’t the money, you understand, It’s the principle of the thing. 1 hand 1 tip the waiter just ten per cent. In spite of his sullen glare, 1) gives me sort of a sweet content To leave him muttering there; ] laugh in the face of the grafters’ band As my gay little song I sing, It isn’t the money! you unde It’s the principle of the thin; 1 do not care for the barber's scowl When I slip him no piece of jack, When the taxicab chauffeurs swear and growl, I swear and I growl right back; I cheerfully wear the “piker” brand. Such epithets cannot sting, For it isn’t the money, you understand, It’s the principle of the thing My life is filled with a lot of rows With bandits of all degree, But let them angrily knit their brows, I feel like a soul set free; I've bought a car and a house and land With the tips I have ceased to fling. Though it isn’t the money, you understand. But the principle of the thing! Wolf, Wolf! Charles wakened himself two mornings at exactly six, thought what a wonderful thing was the subconscious mind, and went back to sleep. The following two mornings he himself at twelve minutes after six, hat a wonderful thing was the ind, then went to sleep again, Miter that he could never waken himself gain, for his subconscious mind saw he was yet kidding and did not mean to get up. wakened thought subconscious The Feminine Viewpoint West—Who is that woman over there? Mrs. West—I don’t remember her face, but the hat seems familiar. If you don't read Film Fun you don't get all the movie news The April issue now be- ing sold by your newsdealer See the pictures of Coming Stars. Read what the Present Stars are doing. See how they do it on the other side of the world. You get everything in Film Fun for 20¢ At your nearest newsdealer, NOIW YOU may have any instrument with complete musical outfit, for a week's free trial at home. No obligation to buy. Retura, it at our expense after trial if you wish. No charge for trial. Outfit includes velvet lined case, self instructor, music and all accessories at factory cost. A tremendous saving. ents Convenient Monthly Paym A few cents a day will pay for instrument and ayer This offer [pied you genuine Wurlitzer instruments, known all over world for artistic quality. Have one now for Free T: Send Coupon for Beautiful New Catalog Every instrument known illustrated with Reise: easy terms free trial blank. Catalog absolutely free. Write today. ihe Rudolph Wurlitzer Co., Dept. 2384 117 E. 4th St., Cincinnati, O.—329 S. Wabash Ave.. Chicago Send apne aiaiy ccatag Wieone ih fll detatiat Warlitzer Complete rte Outite acd free ‘rial and easy payment fer. Drown by Rowent Lewes Wuy CAN'T THE TIRED BUSINESS MAN HAVE AS THE MOVIE STARS? DIFFICULT ROLES, AS WELL Brevity Is the Soul of Wit Don’t eat stale qcumbers, they are likely to w up; Likewise: Refrain from drinking very much unfer- mented apple juice.! It would probably cause a pain in cider you. Truth at Last Basing our judgment on recent revelations, we wish to be recorded as s ig that many of those “dollar a year” war-workers were grossly overpaid. 2 A SUBSTITUTE, TO DOUBLE FOR HIM IN Denatured “In what way do you think Prohibition has cted American humor.”” “Tt has made it dry.” ———— Learn to Dance You can learn Pox-Trot. One-Step, TwosStep, Waltz and latest “up-to-the-minute” society dances {x vour own home by the wonderful Peak System of ‘Mail Taster Diagram Method. Easily tearned; 90 music fusands ta0gNt successfully; success abso- needed; thor fojely guaranteed i jal Terms. Send today for FREE ) v rive lntormation and wpeiseat WILLIAM CHANDLER PEAR. Sia treeacar, Chicago. Room 137 comicbooks.com