Judge — March 26, 1921 — page 30: what you’re looking at

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Your Car The price of some cars has come down—that of others has gone up. Which car will give you 100% value for your needs? The best car made might not serve your requirements as well as a cheaper one. You can have expert advice free of charge. If you want a car and will fill out this coupon completely — furnishing addi- tional details of your needs, if ary—you can obtain the ed service of the Motor Department of Lestie’s WEEK- Ly. This free service is now made available to readers of Jupce. COUPON Harotp W. Stauson, M.E Manager, Motor Department Lestte’s Weeky Fifth Avenue New York City I am considering the purchase of a car to cost about $ and am interested in one of the (make) (type) My requirements for a car are as fol- pecially loves: Capacity Ty pe of body . Dricen and cared for by self - chauffeur Kind of roads over which car would be used I have ed other cars of the following makes: The following cars of approximately the type in which I am interested are handled by dealers in my territory: Please advise me as to the car best suited to my requirements. Name Tax the Flies By Witttas F. O'Coxnxon HE United States debt increase for a recent’ month was $112,648.571. If the Government can think of nothing else to tax, why not give this dream their serious attention? Of course, it is essential that they have a_ first-class organization of graft-men to use as inspectors. If there are not enough grafters now on the g ernment payroll, more should be recruite from outside grafting organi ions. I haps the labor union would lend the gov- ernment some of her walking delegates, men well versed in the art of grafting. Of course, these inspectors are to receive fat settle- ments in gold, besides a big wage based on the amount of taxes collected. I realize that there may be serious objection to this new tax increase, but if the govern- ment will skilfully “shoot the bull,” the people will soon drop any objections to the law, and agree that the law is just and not start anything like the “ Boston Tea Party.” [have spoken to many taxpayers of this tax dream and find a majority favor its enforcement. ‘There is even a prediction that the people may ask that the government give ita try-out. The new tax should now be framed and sent to Washington, awaiting the coming of spring, and by mid-summer it would be in full force, and working like a Ford For the benefit of those who do not under- stand what it is all about, I will here “wise you up.” The government is in great need of money and I have hit upon the fly"’as.a good way out ofa bad hole. Yes, siree, the common little black fly. The unwel- come little disease-spreading pest. Both male and female of the fly family should be taxed, and we should pay the tax. This is how it should be accomplished: Inspectors should be stationed in every community, about 500,000 inspectors in each territory. The work of the inspector would consist of catching each fly, register the name, age and sex of each and to stick on the back of each and every fly a tax stamp. This stamp is to be colored in blue and gold running across the center of each stamp in large letters “TAX PAID,” printed in red ink. For each fly so stamped there should be a tax of one cent and for each fly not stamp a tax of two cents. This is a won- derful opportunity for the SEXOLOGY by William H. Walling, A.M., M. D. imparts in one volume: Koowledge « Young Mes Should Have Keowledes © Tome Hesbasd Should Have Kaowledge a Father Showld Have Kooctedge 8 Fiiker Skeet lapart te His Seo Hasbaed Should Have cture is telling the story othing like it on the m t. Besides cleaning and refreshing scalp — Marve Hair Dresser—dresse oatrary hair in won in teceipt of $1 parcel post insured. Money refunded if not pleasing Retore Usk {tee Using Marvel MARVEL, 346 Fourth Avenue, Pittsburgh, Pa. Had Just Fed the Dog Last summer a party of surveyors were engaged in laying out a new State highway near Plymouth, in Chenango County, New York. One day, as it was a little after the noon hour and they were some distance from their boarding place, two of the men, becoming very hungry, called at a farmhouse and asked if they could get something to eat “No,” said the farmer's wife. who had stopped clearing away the dinner table long cnough to go to the door, “I've just fed the dog.” The men are still wondering what they would have got if the dog had not been served first. Government. It would be a benefit to mankind, also ap- preciated by the people. In a few years all the flies would be a pest of the past and the United States would be $112,648,571 to the good. 30 Driten by Stoxey D. Camurte Soctery—tne Weooixc Cane comicbooks.com se es