Judge — March 19, 1921 — page 27: what you’re looking at

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oS March 19, 1921 | Dracn by C. T. Mvtms, Vale, 2b “WHAT WAS ALL THE NOISE IN YOUR ROOM EARLY THIS MORNING?” "My cHUM WOKE UP AND FOUND A BAT IN THE ROOM.” “Axynopy I Kxow?* Paradox Simples KNOW there are men on this planet who their wives the truth before marriage But—I'd hate to have to find them I know there are women existing rather wash (ipse) than marry wealthy you know the relation of necdle to haystack I know there are normal k who'd rather read Homer than go But—they haven’t been born yet I know that the Fiumi nunzio would comb and h his hair if he had But—I'd rather have yc I know there newhere who'd sk him ber of feminine fellows who'd y in hide their ident Haroun G, Scr any, Trinity (Hartford), "22 Fate of an Expert LWAYS he had been haunted by the fear of marry ing’ an uncongenial mate. And so ne had read Ellen Key and Carpenter and all those others who had written of love and marriage. He had read all that had been written on the place of marriage in primitive society und knew all the changes that had taken place since He planned a trip abroad to study the int berg and Ibsen on the theories of marriage. On the night before his ship left he married the best little gold-digger on Broadway.—Jrromr: Winters, New Vork University, 2 His Persimmon Percy—Well, old thing, T have at last got me a co-ed. Jack—I knew you woukl, You know the old saying. “There's a persimmon for every ’possum.” Percy—I am afraid that I have gotten a green one Jack—Oh, she made your mouth pucker, ch?—H. R Winks, Vanderbilt, "23. Observation That was a stunning blow!” said the loafer as the wind whistled through the fashionably dressed afternoon crowd.—J. B. FABLINGER, Stanford, ‘21 ! l ' 1 The New Butter-Kist “Cash Magnet 99 4000 bags sold in 5 days Here is another BUTTER-KIST money make! 5 days’ operation he wrote us as follows: “We have had our I and have sold over 4,000 bags. Wouldn't be without it for twice what it cost us. There's a big profit in peanuts. Everybody likes them. Here is a little m: at sits on_ your counter and draws people to it. It is always in motion. ion arrests interest. ‘The fragrance of the toasting peanuts tantalizes the people. And then they buy. ‘This toaster makes the most delicious toasted peanuts you ever tasted. They come out piping hot. Just wonderful! Peanut profits are every day profits C. J. Ragers put one in his store anut Toaster in operation 5 di All days, all seasons, are peanut time. ‘The better peanuts are prepared the bigger the sale. ‘The new UNIVERSAL BULTER-KIST Peanut ‘Toaster pulls folks into your store. Like a_magnet—it DRAWS q y right into your till. It toasts, it advertises, it SELLS peanuts. It is always on the job. THE MONE Alu DAILY SALES $4—PROFIT. $2.75 vies you that the Universal Pe Detaber, ts faintly proving a fine tnvestim ‘sles so far averaging $4 per day. of w O!'N“SDUNNAHOE. AVERAGES $25 TO $30 » very eiad T bought of your Peanut Toasters 1 $10 $308 week. Pair Week I ran $82 B,J MARSHMAN (Candy) ter. It meas 24 inches high A FINE INV 1 It & 3 months since 1 aed a Hutter-Kis ‘Toaster. I consider it a fine investment. 1 net. Have wand machine during ¢ conndent with warm epring wealber yet TRA A. ROBERTS (Ge LS 1,000 POUND: oands in the short Puts Universal Peanut Toaster in your store HOLCOMB & HOKE MFG. CO. World's Largest Manufacturers of Popcorn Machines and Peanut Toa 90 Van Buren Streot, Indianapolis, ind. comms MAIL COUPON incur no obligation in asking for, coupon below and mail it AT ONC HOLCOMB & HOKE. MFG. CO. 690 Van Buren St., Indianapolis, Ind. Please mail me at once, without oblieation on my part. full ademas Information about ‘the pew BUTTER-KIST UNIVERSAL Peanut Toaster SOTE—It ts necewary that your store has electric light to operate the UNIVERSAL Peanut Toaster 27 City and State. My business ts.