Judge — March 12, 1921 — page 27: what you’re looking at

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fe ear Ly March 12, 1921 Ballade of the Poor Old Public By S. B. Bexer “PIE clock struck eight and the cook struck,too, For the maids had struck for a week or more, Requesting the parlor when work was through «d the square of their present wage times four! dT sat and remembered the cooks of vore, Woefully chanting, “They do as they like!” I scrambled an egg on the kitchen fh Just wait till the rest of us go on strike!” sited an hour slower than glu a streetcar green to shutile and roar | bangy old way s it used to do,- t the gay conductors had struck for gore! | oh for the wings of a dove to soar, ty bike! p dkay was o'er! 1 I i \ baby’s carriag n I got to the ait tll the rest Ss go on strike! The police had struck at their grand review, And the organized thieves were robbing each store; And a working day of from twelve to two iters and barbers were striking for; inisters struck for the Heavenly Shore; | ers struck for a shorter hike; ‘There’s but one reply if you dare implore, © Just wait ull the rest of us go on strik Envoi Princes, your attitude makes me sore, Angelo, Sergius, Nils and Mike, luting the world while you shirk your chore! Just wait ull the rest of us go on strike! | How Well Do I Remember By Gro. B. Jexnins, Jr. H°“ {not three months ago. Seated upon a room scented with delicious mem- ories, you said that you would spend the rest | well do I remember the things you of your life trying to make me happy, and | fortable, and at ease. “T would willingly work and slave for you,” you said. unt to darn your socks, and press your neckties, and see that you always have fresh handkerchiefs, and 1 will think Il day long, of the things you want to eat, and have them for dinner. And when you come home, there will be a large, deep chair waiting | u, and your slippers alongside, and I never have to run errands for me, like ¢ husbands have to. Oh, no! / will always so that you will have the day free for siness, and the evenings. . . . We'll spend them together, just you and I, and—Oh! I'll ¢ to wait on you, and bring you whatever ou want, and—" like it return it, SEND NO MONEY. | MORE COMPANY, Dept. 495, St. Louis, Mo. W. L. DOUGLAS naa" $8.00 SHOES *25 Special Shoes $ d Workmanship 10.00 || SPiniow bese” °6.00 FOR MEN AND WOMEN THE STAMPED PRICE IS W. L. DOUGLAS PER- SONAL GUARANTEE THAT THE SHOES ARE ALWAYS WORTH THE PRICE PAID FOR THEM YOU CAN ALWAYS SAVE MONEY BY WEARING W.LDOUGLAS SHOES SOLD DIRECT FROM FACTORY TO YOU AT ONE PROFIT FIDAVIT = ye Maw —~ HEREBY SAFFIRM “THAT W.L.DOUGLAS SHOES GIVE ME THE BEST VALUES FOR MY MONEY IN “STYLE COMFORT +"© SERVICE How well do 1 remember the things you Your remarks said not three months ago. suddenly leaped into my mind Not two minutes telpiece You replied, “Get them yourself, you lazy bum!” How well do I remember . . Behind Ti Traveler— Does ume? Agent—My, no me Horrors! “1 like to keep time with the music.” You mustn't shimmy “Dear me, auntie. sitting down.” 27 lasked you to me the package of cigarettes from the ms that clock keep correct just railroad time They are the best known shoes in the world. Sold in 107 W.L. Douglas stores, direct from the factory to you at only one profit, which guarantees to you the best shoes that can be produced, at the lowest possible cost. W.L. Douglasnameandthe retail price are stamped on the bottom of all shoes before they leave the fac- tory, which is your protection against unreasonable profits. W.L.Douglas shoes are absolutely the best shoevalues for themoney ‘ y in this country. They are made of the best and finest leathers that money can buy. They combine quality,style,; workmanship and wearing ualities equal to other makes selling at higher prices. hey are the leaders in the fashion centers of America. The prices are the same everywhere; they cost no more in San Francisco than they do in New York. W. L. Douglas shoes are made by the highest paid, skilled shoemakers, under the direction and super- vision of experienced men, all working with an honest determination to make the best shoes for the price that money can buy. CAUTION fnes.vine ame aad” pres ts plainly stamped on the sole. Be careful to see that it has not been changed or mutilated. W. L. Douglas shoes are for sale by over gooo shoe dealers besides our own stores. If your local dealer cannot supply you, take no other make. Order direct ‘praaldaat from the factory.” Send for booklet telling howto yy Aresident Co order shoes by mail, postage free. 165 eee ee ees ‘OTL ALATA Pat a TA DVT 0 URAC a ae ee TNA Golden Rule At least look prosperous if you want oppor tunity to knock Drawn by F. Muncen “| WISH SOMEONE WOULD ADVISE KISK THE WORMS ON THE FISH OR ¥