Judge — March 12, 1921 — page 22: what you’re looking at

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Draws by Weaaas Peewee Irrepressible, Truturut Liar Ae—Dearest, every statement T ever Mave TO YOU 18 ABSOLUTELY TRUE—EXCEPT ONE How source! ANp wich one Was THAT? Uc—Tuis oxe.—Syracuse Orange Peel, Value Received AM the vanity-case of a woman studen’ Besides the usual mirror, powder-puff and lip-stick Which other vanities carry, Lam equipped with Two sticks of gum; a two-cent stamp; ‘Three rubber-bands; a pencil; a thumb-tack; Some purple beads; a love-letter; a file; \ fraternity pin; an engagement book; a penny; Some chemistry notes; a botany specimen; \ ribbon sample; an I. O. U.; an eraser; a key; \ box of rouge; some tweezers; a brown veil; \ half-dollar; a Due Bill, and a dance program Thank Heaven, I'm not her trunk! Ohio Sun Dial. The Innocent Prof. Professor (considering the proportion of men and women engaged in the various industries) — There are only about 1,000 women in this coun- try who are engaged in mining. Wisecracker in Rear of Class the gold-diggers?—Brown J What about That That “Teacher said that that that that that girl used was superfluous.” “Here's the first pupil for my stammering school,” said the business man as he introduced himself.—Mass. Ag. Squib Unlucky, Evidently She—Do you really think betting is wrong? He—Well, whenever I bet it is. — Washing- ton and Lee Mink, JUDGE Joyous, Did You Ever See Anything Do.? He asked the policeman his no. When he awoke from his much-needed slo, But the copper got hot And clubbed him a lot On the head, with a big picce of lo. — Princeton Tiger. Not for Me t the alarm for two, will you? ou and who else?—Cornell Wie Night Owl Roomic Ready She—You have such wonderful lips! They would look good on a girl He—Well, 1 never missed an occasion.— Mass. Tech. Voo Doo. Nature, the Slacker Nature leaves a lot of work for the dress- maker to finish.—Carnegie Puppet. All Set She—1 wish God had made me a boy. He—He did. Um he.—Columbia Jester. “WHAT ARE THE CHIEF ACCOMPLISHMENTS OF THE MODERN COLLEGE MAN?” “He WEARS W.V.b.'S IN JANUARY AND A FELT natin \ucust.”—Dartmouth Jack-o'-Lantern. Irresponsible How tie Facutty Witt Seexp Tueir Satary INCREASE Dr. Broxus, WAVING SPENT HIS WAGE RAISE IN PURCHASING POLICE PROTECTION, DONS SACKCLOTH AND VAGS TIE STREETS AS AN EXAMPLE OF PERELCT Yale Ri His Plea WEEE, Pl swear— L ain't got nothing, Ain't had nothing, Don’t want nothing "Cept you. L ain't seen nobody, Ain't had nobody, Ain't loved nobody, Phat’s truc But if you'll love me, I'll love you; If you v I won't do. money, tho, "Cause I ain't got nothing, Never had nothing, Don't want nothing. "Cept you. —Virginia Reel. In 1920 Sophie—What do you think of a fellow who makes a girl blush? . Sophia—1 think he’s a wonder. Pelican California Blundering into the Truth Teacher—Can you tell me the shape of the world? Pupil—Pop says its in a hell of a shape! Lehigh Burr. Watch for Next Week’s JUDGE—The College Wits Number. comicbooks.com