Judge — March 5, 1921 — page 29: what you’re looking at

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Biarch 5, 192 The Pessimistic Primer By Grecory Hartswick E the young man! g cal-ling. ig his best clothes. His hair is slicked back. hat is that he has un-der his arm? Ir is a u-ke-le-le. \ u-ke-le-le is a Ha-waii-an in-stru-ment of ure, La-teron the young man will sing and e strange noi-ses on the u-ke-le-le Will that make his best girl love him? 1 lo not sce why it should, but it scems to. \\ill it make his best girl’s fa-ther love him? Well, on thin-king it o-ver, I should ans-wer Fa-thers are strange things. They do not er-stand their sons and daugh-ters’ soul- Ilis shoes are \ll they are good for is to sign checks. How mer-cen-ary! Ves, but how ne is-ten!. The young man is pl le. The young man’s best girl is lis- to him. So is the young man’s best s fa-ther he young man is s nth time. Come a-way, chil-dren. ess-ary! ay-ing on the ing A-lo-ha for the Your minds are too t-ture to ap-pre-ci-ate a re-ally art-is-tic reder Attacks J. Murray Ry Tuosas an is apt to find THE Averag His obligations piled in stacks; Which he to gain some peace of mind Attacks. His future prospects show as blue, Somehow, somewhere affairs are lax; \nd on his bank account accrue Attacks His gtowing overhead’s a blow, He listens to Communist quacks: For daily some financial foe Attacks. Should he succumb to levies new, These words would be unvarnished facts His end is traced directly to \ TAX.” With a’ Torch in Her Hand There are wives and wives; now, irs, for instance " Yeh, take her, if you like; she’s no Statue of Liberty.” take Tinsel Cigar-Band In his Glass Coffin said to me the other day: ‘People without cars should be confined to house and the streets kept clean for chines.” Learn to Dance tep, Two-Step, soclety dances ik System of You can learn} Pox-Trot, On Waltz and lacest thod. Jearn: taught successfully; success abso today for FREE Special Shoes $ Workmanship Qui FOR MEN AND WOMEN THE STAMPED PRICE IS W. L. DOUGLAS PER- SONAL GUARANTEE THAT THE SHOES ARE ALWAYS WORTH THE PRICE PAID FOR THEM YOU CAN ALWAYS | | SAVE MONEY BY WEARING W.LDOUGLAS SHOES SOLD DIRECT FROM FACTORY TO YOU AT ONE PROFIT They are the best known shoes in the world. Sold in 107 W.L. Douglas stores, direct from the factory to you at only one profit, which guarantees to you the best shoes that can be produced, at the lowest possible cost. W.L. Douglasnameandthe retail price are stamped on the bottom of all shoes before they leave the fac- tory, which is your protection against unreasonable profits. W. L. DOUGLAS "ait" $8.00 SHOES 10.00 || Seesial Shoes ality of Material ‘and Workmanship $6. Maintained 00 W.L.Douglas shoes are absolutely | xr Ls : the best shoe values for themoney in this country. They are made of the best and finest leathers that money can buy. They combine ae bates ete and wearing ualities equal to other makes selling a! t higher prices. They are the leaders in the fashion centers of America. The prices are the same everywhere; more in San Francisco than they do in they cost no New York. W. L. Douglas shoes are made by the highest paid, skilled shoemakers, under the directi vision of experienced men, all working ion and super- with an honest determination to make the best shoes for the price that money can buy. CAUTION ses -9e n having W. L. Douglas Khe name and” price. te plainly stamped on the sole. , Be careful to see that it has not been changed or mutilat shoes are for sale by over gooo shoe our own stores. If your local dealer y you, take no other make. Order direct Send for booklet telling how to order shoes by mail, postage tree. Hilo Drreglas W. L. Douglas Shoe Co., 145 Spark St., Brockton, Mass. ‘SLND ATER Te eee Melinda’s Piety By J. F. Buses | all baptized fo’ dey died.” | I can think about is how thankful I is they was T the close of a three weeks’ revival cam- paign in a small Southern town, the colored preacher invited all the members of his congre- gation who had “got religion” to go with him to the banks of a neighboring creck and be bap- tized. Among the foremost of the converts were Melinda and her six children, ranging in age from three to eleven. It was January. The three Melinda’s children caught colds from exposure at the baptismal and in the course of a few days they died with pneumonia “Well, Sister,” said a sympathetic friend, after the funeral, ‘1 s’pecks yo'll’s done with this here erligion now, ain't yo’?”” “Lawsy, no!” said the pious Melinda. 29 youngest of “All's Back Fence Politics Selim, the House Cat—Do you favor a liberal. municipal government? Rags, the Alley Cat—Wide open, n! A city dump and lids off the garbage sir, wide Skin Troubles Soothed —— With Cuticura Soap, Ointment, Taleum. tree et Cuticura Laboratori