Judge — February 26, 1921 — page 27: what you’re looking at

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Fel ruary 26, 1921 EGYPTIAN DEITIES The Utmost in Cigarettes . Plain End or Cork Tip Judge’s Model Primer for Little Intellects People of culture and refinement invariabl What has the The Lasiv has t Lap spent kar-gain QC)! what a Pretty pie-ture! La-dy got in her Lap? ome Bun-dles But they are Not rhe La-dy has no Lap. She has just $14.67 tosave Scents. The La-dy i: For 5 Cents she n Al-ways > Cents worth of Street Car Seat. When dy gets Up she will Drop 4 Bun-dles Man who looks so Pleased will p the Bun-dles for Her. When he to sit Down ¢ he will Find another La-dy in his Seat. Can an-y Lit-tle Read-er tell how much the La-dy’s Hus-band saves in One Year? Pick Starts Your Beauty Doctor Persneey mats tsraterise Dope 3, Slicree ‘aca aee, PREFER Deities to any other cigarette y S Marriage By Curr Suarer ARRIAGE is a form of Every one tinkers with it at one time or spot-weldi another. Some marry for money and get Others marry a good get their own meals, poor cooking cook an Marriage gives a man a lot of re sponsibilities and other eventuali- tes. It gives a woman a chance to for- get her worried about it Ministers perform marriage cere- ny That the business 1s. string-butcheri powder pull and not be is not so lucrative evidenced by the number of pastors who walk to work Marriage is the result of talking in subdued tones It involves two souls with but a single thought and no conception of the explosive power of the onion With’ marriage two hearts beat 15 one Miterwards the hack to normal, the groom goes k to work, and the bride goes back to mother. It’s the same in poker as in mar- rhage Li pulse g Sverything depends on the \ few married folks put their money in a home The others put it in a lawyer's hon To be married is to be soldered, hooked up, spliced, lashed, horned, moored, bumped off, slicked, gyped, spiked hog-tied. Marriage using a telephone. Fre- quently one gets the wrong number. is like 27 Marriage leaves the porch swing to the ten der mercies of the evening breeze. Before marriage the fiancé hates to go After marriage, also. Marriage is followed by the Then the wolf The woman, when it is done. honeymoon discovers that she could have done better The man discovers that, financially a tumble-weed. the prediction that he he is six ounces lighter than And he that he was going to rule the ranch, rns, if he made so le measured wrot Now Try a Real Assignment! Diogenes—U've found the fellow Ive looking for all these years City Editor— "Bout a stickful will do. And t aiid find the wor then go nwho t be lieve her life would y novel What Makes L on Earth Ladrones, Laggards, Libertines, Lizzies, Liars. Lawyers, Lunatics and Lovers Every Married Couple and all who contemplate marriage Should Own this complete informative book “The Science of a New Life” By JOHN COWAN, M. D. |J.S. Ogilvie Publishing Co., @ 292.5%!