Judge — February 12, 1921 — page 28: what you’re looking at

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: ] THE’ WONDER™ HEALTH BELT For Men and Women Health. comfort and Ly i4 5 may he? rocured by ; Tratth bet Firabie support tor the abdomen, Assures better physica! appearance and relieves body fatlgue Have a Well-Poised Figure na strong light ‘Do tot rust Satisfactory, send us $3.00. If Gtve normal waist measure whe piTE WEN HEALTH BELT Co. ‘Haven, Conn, ** DRUGGISTS: Eye soe ELY HAVE HAD Tine NX To WHAT THEY'RE S ERE CERTAIN MIND ¢ The Test Those who still think violets are shrinking modest should price them at the florists. Single vs. Unmarried Lena Hanson applying for a job as cook was ked if she was unmarried “How could I be unmarried when I never bane married?” replied the indignant Lena Send for a Keg of pure, Unadulterated, Undoctored Grape Juice The pure juice of the grape just as it comes from the press. Send us $ ) today for a allon keg and we will deliver it to you by expre: id. Money refunded promptly if not’ entirely References: Dun or Bradstreet. Write for prices on half-barrel_or barrel lots. Address, Brocton Fruits Products Co., 10 Main St., Brocton, N. Y. Heavies By Cuer Suarer EAVIES begin where BVD’s leave off. Their purpose in life is much the same, too, only they are more continuous and adja- cent. The demand for heavies is felt about the time of year when the old gent, on arising in the open-windowed dawn, makes more fuss than a plough horse snorting in a nose-bag. When the frost gets on the pumpkin the average hookoo gets on his heavies. He crawls into them with alacrity and good judgment. He believes that which is kmt to fit is fit, and that if it wasn’t for the union-suit strong and great, winter’d raise Ned with the ship of state, Some adopt heavics sooner than others. here are still others who do no! lopt them at all. The fellow who doesn’t, gibbers and chatters around like a pessimist taking a correspondence course on how to laugh. He gets all goosepimpled up and draws no pub- licity on his supposed distinction, anyway, unless he’s married. Seemingly, heavies are not as prominent as they used to be. Years ago, when it was necessary to spit on the dauber to make the shoe blacking stick, they were more no- ticeable. At that time the union- suit had not won its place over the hearts of the popul The models were all two-piece. There were never any buttons on the = shirt. And the vastness of the circumfer- ence at the waist necessitated lap- ping over half the distance around and pinning witha safety-pin. And when the small boy wound the su- periluous legs around his calf and pulled his stocking over, he had the same general appearance of a tack- ing dummy. Heavies are troublesome when th he vest girl seats you close to a pij radiator. And they show pl: through silk hose. That’s why t modern mother h: a hard making Hann Witch, : At this t of year it should alw than bringing i Cg n a And that a wool suit, about thick as a lemon meringue pie, Grecian make, will hold more concentrated winter at bay than a storm door, The Persimmon Ry Wx. S. HE persimmon men and women Often search for in the od And they're grunting as they're hunting That the fruit is very good. ADKIN I would rather go and gather Leaf tobacco for my pipe. The persimmon is a lemon For you never find it ripe. Telling the Truth First Hound—How was the hunt? Second Hound—A howling success. 2 = Taking the Sin Out of Business In nearly every line of trade there is today a no- ticeable weakening of the moral fiber which in time may spell national disaster for us. Crime waves come and go. Their ebb and flow is as persistent as the ebb and flow of thetides. Now and then they alarm and excite the people as nothing short of an enemy invasion could. But this ebb and How of crime, as reflected on the front pages of the newspa- pers, is only a surface indi- cation, as are the waves at the seashore, of the mighty undercurrents which are running through the whole fabric of our economic life. Some of the many moral weaknesses which are breaking down our great commercial structure are told in an entertaining but convincing manner in the exceptionally fine number of LESLIE’S WEEKLY for February 12th On Sale by All Live-Wire Newsdealers comicbooks.com