Judge — February 12, 1921 — page 18: what you’re looking at

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A Choice of Educational Institutions RE GOING TO TAKE HIM TO THE 700 TO Bored Reatty! We ane sexpine ¢ Programs—Anything Meyerbeer—without the beer Anything from Offenbach the bock. Anything from the stein. Anything from Weingartner the wine.—Town Topics. avithout Rubinsteir—without without Clearing Up a Mystery—It is de clared that the bagpipe is the oldest usical instrument in the world. That must be why its joints squeak so.—Los Ingeles Times. Misunderstanding—A Washington man was taking a walking tour through Maryland. One night he put up at a country hotel. The next morning, at breakfast, the landlord said to him “ Did you enjoy the saxophone playing som next to yours last night?” it!” exclaimed the tourist wld think not! Why, I spent half the night pounding on the wall, trying to make the man stop!” WONDERIULLY CLEVER BC OR ROW ALWay ur poy To coLtEcE —Le “Tt must have been a misunderstand ing.” said the landlord, regretfully, “ The saxophone player told me that the person in the next room applauded him so heartily that he went over every piece he knew three times.” — Harper's Mag azine Art and Nature Irtit—1 AM PAINTING A NICE SUNFLOWER FOR you “AN. SpLeNpip! ‘Tite SUN WiLL KEEP att wanat.”"—Le Journal Amusant (Paris) 18 Badges Deceiving—" I'd like to go in to your cellar and examine the gas me ter,” said the man at the door. ‘an’t permit it.” replied the man of the house. “1 don't know you.” “Here's my bad sir.” * Badges are no guarantee of good faith these days. 1 e€an’t be sure whether you're a meter inspector or a Federal agent.” —Venkers Statesman “Twas Not a "Tiger." —Two Federal prohibition field agents were seated in a train bound from North Vernon to Ir dianapolis “Ah, hat” nudged his “Look!” The two thereupon watched an elderly colored couple. The man had a suit- case which seemed hi and he handled it gingerly as he placed it under the seat. The agents studied the situa- tion and then decided to act Excuse me,” said one of the agents addres the coored man, “we will have to bother you to Tet us see what exclaimed one, as he companion in the nibs, vy, vou have in that suitcase “Ves, sir; yes. sir.” came the reply. “Help. yourself Expectantly the agents opencd the suitease and peered within. It contained six cans of home-preserved fruit.—Jndi- anapelis News. The Law is the Law — I was seated in a subway station. Beside me was a prim little gray-haired woman. A man came reeling down the steps and burched into a post. He clung to it as if it were the one place ef safety ina violent: sea There were indications sickness. The prim, little woman eyed him with distaste. Then, with an air of perform ing a painful duty—and you know shi would always do her duty no matter how painful to herself or anybody else—she turned to me and said “That man is very ill. Don't think we should get an ambulance?” “He's drunk, that’s all,’ T asserted She looked me up and down with the contempt of a superior intelligence “Drunk?” she echoed. And sighing at the necessity of giving instruc- tion in the obvious, she added “How could he be drunk? We have prohibition.” — Vew York Exening Sun. too, as of sea then comicbooks.com