Judge — February 5, 1921 — page 30: what you’re looking at

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I have ovened other cars of the following makes: The following cars of approximately the type in which I am interested are handled by dealers in my territory: Please advise me as to the car best Suited to my requirements. Name... Address. Biting Off a Chunk or Two of the Dic By Besxjasusx De Casseres What is Greatness? ntten the name of it the scenes is "s restaurant. «there is an elde an who reads a The waiter ¢ ‘ins to one of the characters that he sits there every night reading about man—Nape te. He had read starred. I've ¢ Little Corporal, and he still lying monthly on Ma no bookworm now attempt to read them all—they robably all be dead. And there will at th be no all-night restaurants. Everybody wi be in bed at g o'clock unless he has a permit to be Foch, the greatest soldier of democracy, mov st briar over the checkerboard, has written Principles of War” (translated by Hilaire Belloc; Henry stuff, lik erity will care nothin ¢ Foch will live as long as Napo- ilitary Geniuses, xduce great soldiers. 1 id because he ad of watching his head swell in guess the two living men I'm said with his “Ask me no cd PIL tell ye ”, nt, with a heart ver dren, never told a fairy-story, believe in Santa Claus, even when a small world has been asking questions of its great story-tellers, prophets and poets since the beginning of whiskers on condition that it be told beautiful lies Tush! children, we d he truth. don’t want to hear the truth What we really want is Every letter, every ring inkle of the telephone is the anybody can t Now there isn’t a bit of truth in “The Treasure off the Isle of Mist,” by W. W. The Student and Fiona lived ina little ¢ t of a gray sea-loch in the Isle « ‘both bounced Fact out of the islands ata c. The result was the coming of the Artemis, Apollo and a crew hook out of Urchin, Jeconi: of dazzling make-believe people who their shoes all kinds of adventure: > matter what age you are, I recommend a trip is island. When h we are all of c, for some believed in Santa Claus and some ieved in Ponzi— Argentina's Ozon Don Juan HE fairy spray from the Isle of Mist was still in my eye and the patter of the bare feet of the Urchin I could still hear on the ghostly staircases of my brain when I was swung suddenly to the pampas of the Argentine during the carly part of the last century, before Progress started to get in his big licks and stiffe our love of poetic outlaws and horse-thieving troubadours. Lwas soon deep in the myth of Santos Ve “Three Plays of the Argentine any). Santos Vega is a myth Re Hood who could sing “O Promise Me.” is the Great Figure among the Argentinians of the glad days, when sheep stealing and kidnaping 30 jJuDC®. Iviras by the light of the stars was the nation ustry. It, of course, took time to turn the chief of th S. nto a legendary hero wit trimmings. | Poetic souls down there stil tell how they ce his sorrowful shadow fall across th jd barn at night, and hear his saucy song in the leet as he leans over the old still Every country has this legend of a national poet who goes swaggering around beating up the bourgeoisie and mending his ways in his old age b becoming superintendent of an aquarium or cor positor on a court gazette. Every country except our own. It is time we Brew up and got a Santos Vega, a Til} a Don Juan, a Bace Rip Van Winkle won't d Hiawatha was too gentlemanly But, getting back to our job, these three plays are the finest that ever came out of Spanish A ica; and if you love romance, here is a feast Watching the Flivvers Go By By J. Bovo Davis ‘VE read of the joys of the open road, ‘0 be had in a limousine, Ford, or any other old thing Propelled by gasoline; But these are joys | do not know, For Fate has decreed that L Should sit on my porch as the sun goes down And watch the flivvers go by. When I was a lad in the village there, My sweetheart and I would sit On the old brick wall just back of the church And watch the fireflies flit. Times have changed but Romance lives— That selfsame sweetheart and I Sit in the swing in our little front porch And watch the flivvers go by. But life is young and the road is free, And somehoy I can’t but feel That it won't be long till I own a car, Till I am at the wheel Of a Ford or a regular automobile— Out with the wind and sky, And some other family has our job Of watching flivvers go by. Regarding Editorial, Subscription and Advertising Matters BSCRIPTION OFFICES. Maia office Brunswick ‘add $1.00 a year 1920, 1§ cents each; 119, 20 cemts each; E918, 39 Grats each, ete, representing themsetres os connected with JUDGE honid always be asked 10 produce credentials G OFFICES: Brunswick Bide 225 Filth . jarquette Bide. Chicago, Little Bide. foston; Henry (Rates $1.50 per agate line.) ESS: Subscriber's old address as w Ai fr aporar (takes {rom ten days to two weeks to make RIAL OFFICE: 225 Fifth Avenue, New York City r JvOCE will be glad to consider jokes and TCantrivations should always be accompanied by post their return, if unaccepted ; pyright. 1021. by Lesiie-Judge Company! 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