Judge — February 5, 1921 — page 19: what you’re looking at

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hi ET Seen Placing Her a W Back — Miss Olden (calling) —What! You can’t name ill the Presidents. Why, when I was a little girl 1 could easily. Hostess’s Daughter—But there were only Boston Transcript three or four then No Comeback—A_ Brooklyn) man claims that the oldest joke is the one about the six-year old boy who said to his father one day “Daddy, [want to get married.” “And who are you going to marry?" asked his father. “I'm going to marry grandma,” was the reply “Huh!” said his father. think [would let you marry my¢mother?” “Why not?” demanded the boy “You married mine, didn’t you?” —Ciir ati Enquirer “Do you The Quantity Sign-—When mother bought Laura and Harriet a box of ani mal crackers, to be equally divided Laura said “LT tell you what we'll do; we'll choose letters.” “How is that?” asked Harriet. “LI choose some letters and you > some letters and then we'll take mals whose names begin with choo: the those letters. Quick as a flash Harrict exclaimed “TM take ‘L2” Suspicious, Laura inquired; “Why are you so anxious for that letter?” “Because,” replied Harriet [Il get all the ‘Iphants.”"— You “then am. Real Business—The Smiths were ¢ things they did moving and solling not need in the new home Mrs. S found an old gas lamp. Now in their new home they were to have electricity so, knowing it would no longer be of use, she turned to ten-year Teddy and said: “Ted, take this over to Mrs. B—— and try to sell it youcan. If you can’t, take a quarter.” ‘Teddy took it over to Mrs. B. “Here’s a lamp mother said to sell to you for a half dollar if you wanted to pay that, and if you don’t, you can have it for a quarter.” Needless tosay, hecame home with the quarter.—Indianapolis News. Get a half dollar for it if. ; The Big Event Squire (atc ITY JENKINS, BRING UP THAT LAST LUMP OF OLD 1913 FROM THE COAL CELLAR.— Passing Show (London Altruistic—Mamma — Yes, darling; those dear little boys have no father and no mother—and no good Aunt Jane Aren't you sorry for them? Freddy great admirer of his stingy aunt)—Oh, poor little boys! With cheerful alacrity:: Mummy, dear, may 1 give them Aunt Jane?—Toronto Questionnaire Have You sity ate Berort No.” (EN HOW DID YOU KNOW IT Was ate?” —Karikaturen (Christiania). 19 ng-of-age dinner) D NOW, TO MARK THEZOCCASION OF MY SON'S MAJOR= Sounds Reasonable Annabelle?” “Yes, mommer——" “Why was that young man | your hand in the hall last evening? “Hehehe was—he was just looking at my wrist watch to see if it was time to stown Telegram ding Father was giving out It Must Be Love the fair young daughter a lectu her beau. He exclaimed, * Does he know Doesn't he eat the right who pays the light bil know enough to go h time?’ The daughter replied, “ Yes, he knows enough to go, but he was sick last night.” With that father started in “Don’t tell me that a big husky fellow What on earth was like him was sick. the matter with him?" As the fai the door, she sar trouble.” /ndi young daughter started for back, “He has heart A Sage Mourns— What the girls need is more exercise and less candy, but when you ask your best girl to take a long walk} and your rival sends her a box of candy you are misunderstood and underesti mated.—Louisville Courier-Journal, comicbooks.com